Cast;Bakugo, Todoroki, Kirishima, Momo, Deku, Iida, Ochako

(bakugo and todoroki are in the dorms)

B:Fucking Deku...

T:What is it with you and Midoriya?

B:Oh, shut up Icy-Hot! It's none of your damn business!

T:Do not start this; you brought him up.

B:Godammt, FINE! If you're gonna be a nosy prick about it, I'll tell 'ya one thing; his voice.

T:His......voice?

B:Yes! It's so fucking annoying!

T:Maybe you should stop being so defiant and enjoy things once in a while.

B:Hah? Why do you like the shit so much?

T:If you must know, I for one think Midoriya's voice is...cute. Quite special, actually.

B:Oh not this shit again.

T:What?

B:You always turn any damn conversation into how much you love Deku. You’re just too fucking dumb to realize it.

T:I…..don’t think I would call it that.

B:Oh my fucking god…

(2 hours of convincing later…)

T:I see...so I have a crush on Midoriya..?

B:Now you get it.

T:Yes but, how do I tell him?

B:oh my god--Okay look. If it’ll get you to just stop being so damn dense, I’ll help you.

T:Really? I don’t see how working with you would work--

B:Fuck off! I’ll go get Shitty Hair and Ponytail, I’ll be back Half and Half. *leaves room*

(5 minutes later)

T:*checks his phone*Oh...I got a voice mail from Midoriya..*is about to look at it*

*Bakugo and the others walk in*

K:Hey there, Todoroki! Bakubro said you needed help with something?

M:Yes, what was it you needed

T:*puts phone back* Oh, well it’s--

B:Icy-Hot stopped being so fucking dense and found out he likes Deku.

M+K:*sigh of relief* Finally!

T:...finally?

K:Yea man! We’ve tried to tell you for weeks now!

M:Not to mention how flustered you get around him as a dead give-away.

T:Oh…….

M:Anyways, you want to find ways to confess,correct?

T:Yes.

M:So the best thing to do first is find out what Midoriya’s preferences are.

K:Good idea, Yaoyorozu!

T:Find his ‘preference’?

K:Yea! Like, his ideas on favorite places, things he likes-other than All Might merch-stuff like that!

T:I see. Well, I got a voicemail from him, which is a bit odd. It’s most likely really important.

M:That’s a start. Let’s see what we can get from that.

*voicemail plays*

~over the phone:

D:H-hey, Todoroki! So, I-I thought that we could,well uh…. *whispers* Uraraka I can’t do this…

U:*whisper yells*Of course you can! You’re on fire, Deku, keep it up!

I:*also whisper yells*Indeed! You have nothing to lose, do continue!

D:o-ok…*stops whispering* S-So I was wondering if y-you wanted to-I mean we could, uhm...g-go on a-a..-

U:*takes phone*Deku here likes you, and wants to go on a date!

D:U-Uraraka!

I:*yells over phone*The date will be on Saturday sharp! Do not be late!

D:I-IIDA!!

U:See ya later,byee!!

*voicemail ends*

Everyone:...........

B:Well that solves that shit.

T:I suppose but, shouldn’t we be concerned?

M:What do you mean?

T:Uraraka stated that Midoriya was ‘on fire’, we should do something, right?

M,K and B:*facepalms*

K:You’re still way too dense..