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-opposite to his internet persona he's actually soft with you

-he calls you his blood goddess sometimes on stream

-other times he just calls you his princess

-and hes your knight :)

-you two have long long conversations about the stupidest things sometimes

-constantaly teases you but defends you from anyone elese who teases you

-*insert crashing sounds and yelling after you ran into his room after he won MCC*

-about once a month he tries to convince you to let him get a sword for the both of you

-you give in four months in

-you design a sticker that says "blood for the blood god" and it's the only type of merch he sells

-plays horror games with you and laughs when you get scared

-once every week you two watch ratatouille

-you two go on dates and most of them just include walking around a crowded place

-sometimes in his streams you sit in his lap and just take a nap there because his voice is soothing

-you make him a paper crown with one of those stickers on it

-he tries to make you a crown as well

-it doesn't end well so he got one from Amazon

-you are responsible for some of the technoblade memes

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