《Anxiety- A reader x Sapnap fanfic》10
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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE YOU!"
"HAHA THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR THE LOVE OR HOST!" Quackity yelled from discord.
"SHUT UP!" Sapnap and I yelled at the same time.
"can we play Roblox now?" Quackity said in autotune.
"Oh- crap yeah"
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Once the stream was over I ran downstairs to see Sapnap and Dream on the couch talking.
"Hey n/n!" Clay said waving m
"Ello Princess"
Well that was a turn in events-
Oh yeah, fake dating- great
"Mmmm first off I'm not a princess I'm the damn queen."
Clay wheezed
"Also can I atleast be a monarch? I'm trying out they/them pronouns anyways, when is Gogy coming?"
Nick looked around and pointed at the door.
"Hey Clay I couldn't find the towel so I just used this one."
GeorgeNotFound. In a towel....in
OH SHIT THATS CLAYS TOWEL
Nick looked at me with the face of "is it his?" And I nodded my head and we both bursted out laughing while clay was trying not to....
Lets not finish that sentence.
"Here George, how about I show you to your room....and other things around the house....." I said trying to stop laughing.
"Oh- ok"
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Once I got him situated I went back to my room while they cooked dinner and when o checked my discord I saw the craziest thing
QUACKITY
YOOOOOOOOOOO IM SETTING YOU UP ON A DATE
Y/Niscool
Huh?
QUACKITY
Yep
wait are you ok with this, I need your consent bc I don't want that to live on my consensus- i think that's how you spell it
Y/N iscool
Oh yeah sure if it's for content
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*later cuz this story is getting choppy as hell*
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When I walked downstairs I get greeted with
Gayness
Clay and George practically cuddling together and poor Nick sitting on the other side of the couch.
I ran over to them a jumped on the couch, scaring George and making him grab on to dream more.
"So, what do you guys wanna watch"
"I think we should (wait here comes every single wattpad story) watch a scary movie!"
"HELL NO!" Dream yelled which caused everyone else to laugh.
(Wait let me be dIfFeReNt)
As the movie went on there was a huge jumpscare and sapnap
The Sapnap
Ya know
Simpnap, snap map, Santa Claus, Snapchat, salt shaker, nIcKy PoOh
Screamed and grabbed me, yeah, the chad is scared of a doll
Eh, he's still pretty
After a while, and of Dream and Sapnap being fucking babies the movie was over and I went back to my room until I heard a knock at the door
"Come in!"
"Hey...."
"Hello Nicky Pooh my fake boyfriend who I totally forgot about how are you and why are you in my room?"
"I- well can I sleep with you?"
"WHAT?!"
"I MEAN SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS YOU BECAUSE DREAM AND GEORGE DONT SHUT UP!"
"Wait- are they?"
"Yep. And let's just say Dream is winning"
"Wow, George sucks at uno"
"Mhm totally."
Anyways, after a few jokes he ended up sleeping in the same bed.
Let's just say my mind was racing:
AHHHHHHHHHHH
HES SO CUTE
HE SMELLS LIKE FIRE
THATS NOT WEIRD AT ALL
I LOVE FIRE
DOES THAT MAKE ME A PYROMANIAC
NAH
Wait what's for dinner tomorrow
Don't I have to do that date or something
AHHHHHH HES NEXT TO ME
Wait move your arm
NOW YOU GUYS ARE CUDDLING
welp this will be a fun night.
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A/N
Hi friends
This chapter was probably the dumbest one because I'm tired, and I have jet lag
🎶and life is a fucking nightmare🎶
(If you get that joke please be my friend)
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