《The LEGO Ninjago Movie [Lloyd x Female Ninja! Reader]》Bloopers and Outtakes
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Garmadon was in his lair, having a meeting with the generals. He pacing from side-to-side, as he was talking, "I told everyone I was coming back with something big, something wicked, something with some pizzazz." He says gesturing jazzy hands at the last word. "General Number, give me some outtakes."
He presses the fire button and multiple generals are sent flying out of the volcano into the unknown that is already known.
The teen protagonists, [Name], Lloyd, Nya, Zane and Kai were in the school hallway, where Nya was on her motorcycle that somehow hasn't been taken away from her. "Who wants a ride to class?"
"Oh, that-that's alright, Nya. My locker's-" Lloyd declined.
"I'll join you then, Nya." [Name] shrugged and hopped up onto the motorcycle behind her.
"Actually, I-I'll join you guys, now..." Lloyd pipped in, jumping on behind [Name]. Nya pulls Kai and Zane onto the motorcycle, revving the engine up.
"Heads up!"
The motorcycle takes off leaving Zane and Kai, who just fell off the vehicle. Zane started twitching about, "Warning: something is wrong."
Some other people in the background were laughing as well at the sight.
It now cut to the scene of where the fired generals have been staying, after they got fired by Garmadon. The scene was quickly being prepared, as [Name] walked up to Lloyd.
"Hey, Lloyd."
"Oh, hey, [Name]. Do you need something?"
"Yeah, nothing much, but I just wanna say... Has anyone told you that you have amazing hair? I mean, like, I have cool hair, but yours is like a different breed."
"Oh, stop it." Lloyd bashfully blushes. [Name] keeps on complimenting his hair, which doesn't help his ever growing blush.
"How-how do you make your hair so perfect? I bet it's like, you wake up and it's all perfect. Please, tell me how." [Name] begged. I mean, who wouldn't want luscious gold locks of beautiful hair, like that?
"I just-wake up, and my mum cuts it, and-" Lloyd trailed off, scratching the back of his neck nervously.
[Name] nods in an understanding motion. "Really?"
"Yeah. You know, if you, um, aren't busy, maybe I can, um..." Lloyd trails on, twiddling his fingers and a red hue spreading to his cheeks and ears.
"You can, what?" [Name] urges him softly.
"If I can, ta-take you out t-to dinner sometime...? It's fine if you-you don't want to g-go with me..." Lloyd looks down in embarrassment.
"Sure! I'd love to go out to dinner with you, Lloyd. So, what time?"
"Is 7 okay with you? And I can pick you up. It's no biggie."
"Alright, 7 it is." [Name] nods. The bell then rings all of a sudden, which alerts a worker, who was asleep.
"Okay, here we go! Shooting! Thank you! Quiet, please!" The director yelled, holding a script in one of his hands.
"Well, time to get to it then." [Name] gave Lloyd a lopsided smile and running off to where she needs to be. But, she ran back to Lloyd, who looked at her in confusion.
[Name] then got on her tiptoes and gave Lloyd a quick peck on the cheek, which caused his whole face to go red. Lloyd then smiled goofily, falling backwards.
"Um, Lloyd...?"
Lloyd didn't respond, as his face was still red and he wasn't responding.
"I think I killed him...."
The director moved back towards Master Wu and Garmadon. He grumbled in annoyance getting out his money and Garmadon as well.
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Wu stroked his beard, chuckling to himself, "You both owe me the money and some tea. I told you they would get together."
The ninjas, except Lloyd, were at Garmadon's childhood home and were in the room where they found the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon. They each held their own piece, as Zane spun on his head.
"H2- Woah!" He accidentally froze the fish tank.
"Oh no. Um, can you undo it? They-they're still wiggling, but-" Jay stuttered in shock.
"Let me try. Oh no. I just froze it even more." Zane stated, eyes widening a bit in shock.
"You double froze 'em."
"Correct."
"Because he's Elsa! But, the male version...and the robot, ninja version. Basically, the nindroid version." [Name] interjected, smiling at the situation.
Cole shook his head, whilst chuckling.
"Um. Hey Kai, you can do fire, right!?" Jay suggested.
"Yeah." Kai piped in nodding excitedly.
"Maybe you could-"
"Kai, melt the fish."
"Sure, sure, sure. No problem! Here we go! Oh. It's-" Kai used his piece and melted the ice, but ended up killing the fish.
"You made fish fingers." Zane interjects, which causing everyone to start laughing.
"Sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, okay." Zane apologises, still chuckling at the joke he made.
"You must be silent. But deadly." Wu instructs to his students in the secret base.
It's silent for a moment, but they couldn't hold it in any longer and just fell to the floor laughing. Each of them on the floor, laughing, except Zane.
"That's a fart thing." Jay comments.
"Unbelievable." Wu rolls his eyes in annoyance.
"You-you part your hair in a new way today?" Nya stutters, blushing slightly, whilst having a conversation with Jay.
"I-" Jay started.
"I, uh, I, uh, I just noticed." Nya stated, smiling nervously at the boy.
"I-" Jay smiled, blushing slightly and squealing on the inside because she had noticed!
"Thought I would just say something." Nya quickly added, as to not want to creep her crush out.
"Yeah. I was just-you know, I've been sort of fighting the natural way my hair goes for a while, and now I'm like- I'm just going to go for it." A red hue spreads across Jay's cheeks and up to his ears, as he bashfully smiles at his crush.
"I think it looks great." Nya complimented.
Zane suddenly appears out of no where with a brush and scissors, changing Jay's hairstyle, much to his dismay. "You look like Doris Day."
"Thanks." Jay comments sarcastically, putting his hands on his hips in a sassy way.
"Hey! You two should kiss!" [Name] yelled goofily, pointing to both Nya and Jay. This caused the two to blush mildly in embarrassment.
Lloyd is on his dragon mech, steering it around and says, "Enjoy your last day-" His phone, then starts ringing all of a sudden. "Oh! No! Let me not-copy that-Oh. Sorry about that. Cell phone is definitely off now."
"Enjoy your last day-" His phone rings again and he laughs hastily to cover it up. "Not-not me. Uh-uh." He blushes in embarrassment.
"Dad!" He whisper yells to his dad, finding out it was him that had called him. A worker hands him a coffee and thanks them. "Thanks."
"Look, I didn't call you, my butt called you. So you gotta problem with it, take it up with my butt." Garmadon gestures to his butt, as one of the crewmates dropped their equipment to give and high-five him.
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"I'm fine with that." Lloyd sighs.
"By butt, did he mean his a-" [Name] began, but I, the author, cut her off. And you, want to know why? Because we need to keep this !
"Hey! I can make you an ice cream. Provided that you want a plain, water-flavoured ice cream." Zane suggests to Jay, as they sat next to each other, whilst the crew set up the area.
"That's just ice."
"I'll make you a plain popsicle!"
"That's just ice." Jay corrects Zane, yet again.
"I'll make you one thousand plain popsicles." Zane wavers his hand into the distance, smiling dreamily at the thought of it.
"I don't wanna." Jay pushes Zane's arm back down gently.
"How would you like to cry solid material?"
"That's okay, thank you. I don't want to. I feel- don't misuse the power you just got."
"Okay."
"Just keep it in check."
"I could work as a Zamboni." Zane jives up and down, doing a little dance and smiling happily.
"Zamboni's don't actually make the ice, they just make it even. They don't make the ice." Jay comments.
"Nancy Kerrigan will fall in love with me." Zane dreamily states, putting his hands together in a way someone would do when thinking of their crush.
"Bruh, did P.I.X.A.L leave the chat or something...?" [Name] popped out from the corner and raised an eyebrow.
"Like a trusty boomerang." Wu throws his conical hat into the air. "Whoo! I have-" The hat hits him. "-Argh!"
"Like a trusty boomerang." He throws his hat again. "Whoo! I have returned." The hat doesn't come back, since it was yeeted far away. "Oh?"
"Like a trusty boomerang." Wu throws hat for the third time because third time's the charm? "Whoo!" A bird swoops in and steals his hat. "Wha?"
Okay, this is just getting sad now.
"On your feet, you wiener." A shark army member pushes someone in a hotdog suit up.
"Ketchup-ketchup with the-What is it again?" A crew memeber comes up and whispers the right lines to the general. "With the others. Ketchup with the others!" The two generals start laughing at the joke.
"He's an oldie but a goodie. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!" The others cringe at Zane's joke.
"Laugh out loud!" Zane starts chanting.
"Laugh out loud!" The others start backing away slowly, but [Name] didn't get away in time. RIP [Name], I'll plan the funeral for you.
"Laugh out loud! Laugh out loud!" Zane grabs [Name] by her shoulders and starts to shaking aggressively, whilst saying the words.
"And...cut. That's funny." The director commented.
"Yeah, baby!" Zane high-fives the director, letting go of [Name]. That caused her to fall with a 'thud' backwards on her back.
"I'm okaayyy..." She strains in a high-pitched voice.
"Where's Lloyd? Lloyd, come on, man!" Kai flails his around in frustration, looking for the Greenie.
Lloyd is seen in a costume and comes up behind Kai saying, "Yo, Kai!"
"Whoa!" Kai flinches, laughing in relief when seeing that it's the person he was looking for.
"Yeah!"
"Again?"
"Nailed it!" Lloyd pulls off the costume only to find Nya had appeared from the costume with a sword in her hand.
"Ninja!" Nya comments.
"Ahh!" The two boys start screaming, still in shock and flail their arms, as they run around like headless chickens.
"Hands up! Yeah! So ninja." Nya does a backflip, with her sword imprinted onto the ground and her one hand balancing on top of it. Kai and Lloyd bumped into each other and ended up on the floor.
"Cut!" The director commented.
"Totally." [Name] comes up to Nya, both of them holding their fists out and giving each a fist-bump.
Garmadon is seen in his large Garma Mech Man, as citizens are running away from him and screaming, like Hei-Hei from Moana.
Garmadon is having to cycle to have the mech move, which is of hard work. "Nerds! There's a slight design flaw in the Garma Mecha Man. My quads are killing me. Whew! Preparing to ascend the- ."
He laughs evilly, but is quickly interrupted because his drink spills all over him. "Ock! Ack! Ack! Second design flaw!" Him and the crew laugh at this, as they come up to help clean him up.
"Oh god, someone have a towel?"
Garmadon and Wu are seen fighting on the same bridge the Wu fell off from. Garmadon then takes it as an opportunity to take off Wu's pants.
Wu covers himself in embarrassment.
" Classic callback to another movie." Garmadon jokes, causing the two brothers to start laughing.
"Really?"
"We should use that. We should definitely use that. I'll get a laugh, I promise you."
Garmadon and Wu fight on the bridge again. Garmadon rips off Wu's skirt, to be replaced with him in a Batman costume, after he was done twirling back into his posture.
"Oh, you have got to be kidding me!" Garmadon groans in frustration.
"I'm a fanboy." Wu shrugs, as he chuckles.
[Name] is in her house with her mum. She runs down the stairs, only to get smacked to the ground by the flipping slipper. "Ow...My nose."
It's cut to her running down the stairs again, only to get smacked in the face by the flying slipper again. "Oh, come on!" Crew members came up, giving her tissues for her nosebleed.
[Name] grips onto one of her slippers, tiptoeing down the stairs. She peeks from the corner to see her mum snickering to herself and holding a slipper in her hand as well.
[Name] grits her teeth in annoyance, as she pulls her arm back ready to aim and fire! The slipper was thrown into the air, zooming towards its target.
[Mother Name] looked around in confusion when she heard Boss Music. She looked at the slipper as it was too late and it made contact with her face.
The impact sent her flying backwards and onto the floor. [Name] scrunched her face to hold in her laughter, but she just let it out because there was no point hiding it in now.
[Mother Name] groaned in annoyance, heaving herself up and after she got up all she saw was red. [Name] froze, seeing her mother was glaring at her.
She could hear the run meme in her head. 'Dadadadadadada-' [Name] widened her eyes and got into her running stance.
She raced upstairs with a furious mother chasing after her.
A mob of shark army members from the Shark Army are seen attacking Lloyd and a baby. Lloyd manages to knock them and finds himself lying on the floor with the baby on top of him. He sighs in relief, but the baby barfs on his face, sending him into a panic.
"Beautiful." Lloyd remarks as a crew member comes up and wipes his face. "Heh heh. Alright, one more time."
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