《The LEGO Ninjago Movie [Lloyd x Female Ninja! Reader]》He's Won....
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The generals go up to the edge as look down at Lloyd leaving, all of them shook.
Sister shook-
Lloyd zooms around in the air with the flag parachute. "Mysterio?! Mysterio?!" He called out in hopes of her responding.
"I can't believe that I'm about to say this...." He mumbled in embarrassment. "Cappuccino! Cappuccino!"
His eyes block out his vision a bit from the tears.
At the news studio, a man is seen pushing a board that was supposed to display the Ninjago News, but it was full of glitches out and broken.
She says with a smile on her face. Please, tell me your secrets to how happy you are, woman!
It then cuts to a volcano being carried towards the City Hall. Oh, and the news people were still talking-
The volcano was puffing out a bit of magma or maybe some red ash? I'm concerned. It was then dropped abruptly at the side of the tower causing some of the people flying into the air and screaming.
The display boards were showing Robin talking, but it glitched every now and then. Shark pilots were flying about the area.
Thecat meows in delight at the sight of maybe a wheel hanging above it. It swishes is away and it sways back to it. Dr Seuss, move out of the way. I am the new poet now!
All the generalswere now partying on top of the City Hall. Wait, where did they get all the other cool stuff? Oh, nevermind... I shouldn't question it. It's like questioning Pinkie Pie and that's just being stupid if you do that.
Some of them were wearing cool party hats. Aw, I actually want one. Others were dancing about and repeating how they had actually won.
They even managed to get a pool as well. That must've taken some effort, you got to give them some credit for that.
But, oh no... Garmadon was just leaning on the side of the building, just looking out into the distance. The cat jumped onto another part of a different building, but in my opinion it seemed way too close to them.
Garmadon had a party hat on one of the parts of his helmet horn. "' I wish you weren't my father.'" He repeated to himself and furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.
"Huh?" A general says in confusion, wearing a lamp on their head. They wondered too close to the edge of the building and they feel off the building. I hope they have a parachute....
"Is it just me, or was that just a weird thing to say?" He questions whilst facing the audience. Yes, he's talking to you and don't you point at yourself in confusion!
"'I wish you weren't my father.'" I swear, Garmadon is just making a serious line just... not become one anymore. Oh, great... He's going to start criticising it.
"And the tone, it was so disrespectful."
A general popped up next to him in hopes of cheering him up a bit. "Yes, sir. Plus, he tried to shoot you."
Another general popped up and man, they sounded like they had too much alcohol. But, wait... This is supposed to be a kids movie-
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"Yeah! Right before you conquered his city!" The general sang at the last word in amusement.
Then some other generals were doing the conga line and started singing some line and the other generals that tried to comfort him, joined the conga line.
"We conquered your greatest foes, but one turned out to be your son though." They all chanted together and danced along their conga line.
"I'm sure he meant it as a compliment, but it's a weird thing, right?" Garmadon obliviously questioned. "General Number One!"
The general turned around as soon as she heard her title be called out, "Sir!" She also slurped some of her drink as well.
"Have you captured my son yet? And perhaps found Mysterio to be okay and alive?" Garmadon questioned, walking towards her.
She stops slurping abruptly and answers, "No, not yet sir." The general proceeds to continue slurping her drink.
Garmadon walked towards her and towered over her to intimidate her. "And yet, here you are. Partying on the rooftops with a paper umbrella in your drink." He took off a mini umbrella that came with General Number One's drink.
Garmadon then crinkles up the paper umbrella and drops it onto the floor. Garmadon, you better pick up that rubbish and put it in the bin, or I'll go full on Lorax with you!
The general chuckles nervously as soon as she made eye contact with Garmadon.
"What about La-Loyd's ninja friends? You captured any of them yet?"
"No, sir." The general then once again slurps her drink after answering.
"And what about my brother, Wu?"
"No, sir." She answered a bit more quieter, but clear enough for Garmadon to hear.
"What about my ex, Koko? You found her?"
"No, sir." The general then slurped her drink again.
"Well, you certainly had no trouble finding the bar, did you?" Oh! Shots fired. Man, General Number One I wouldn't take that if I were you.
"We're on it, sir. We searched the whole city from top to bottom." She answers quickly when she sees that Garmadon's anger is rising.
At the corner of Garmadon's eye, a general was conversing with Koko. "You're not on the list." He wavers his clipboard in front of her.
Koko, being a boss, was having none of it and she slapped the clipboard out of his hands. "Oh! My clipboard!"
Garmadon was already looking at Koko and the general just to say something. "Look, here she is now."
She started slurping her drink again as Garmadon angrily turned to face her. She was still slurping. The general seemed to be twitching her head and lips in hopes of finishing her drink quickly.
She strains her smile, hoping wouldn't fire her-
Oh, nevermind.
The former General Number One screams as she is fired away in the unknown. Oh gosh, her screams sound like a raptor or a pterodactyl getting its skin scraped off.
Garmadon strutted up to Koko, acting like he didn't just potentially kill someone. On his way towards her, he managed to grab someone and a party hat. In a way, he gave the person a noogie. "Hey, Koko. Glad you made it to the party."
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"Pretty on the chain, isn't it?" He drops the person onto the floor and puts the party hat on the other side of his horn helmet.
Koko was just done and now that he had taken over Ninjago, she was just . "Wipe that smile off your face, Garmadon."
"Ugh, same old Kokes. It just kills you to see me having any fun, doesn't it?" He smirked childishly, like as if he thought he was actually doing something there.
"Oh, by the way, uh, quick question. What was it again?" He then pretends to have forgotten what he was about to ask her. His demeanor changes to make himself look intimidating.
"Oh, yeah. Why did you turn our son against me?"
"Me? You turned him against you, Garmadon. You're a manical twisted villian." Koko replies in a 'This is so obvious it hurts' voice.
Garmadon chuckles bashfully, "All right, look enough with the compliments. Whose idea was it for him to become a ninja and for him to basically be in love with Mysterio?"
"Lloyd is not a ninja and it's just a celebrity crush." Koko puts her hands on her hips because she is feisty and sassy!
Garmadon scoffs at this and laughs, "Who's the absentee parent now?"
Koko widens her eyes in confusion, "What are you talking about?"
"La-Loyd. He's the Green Ninja and is obviously in love with Mysterio!"
Koko's eyes widen in realisation and shock. Garmadon turns his back from her and walks towards the pool. "One of my greatest enemies, honour-bound and sworn to destroy me."
He grits his teeth in anger. "You know what he said to me? He said that he wished-"
Koko walked up angrily to him after she recovered from hearing the news. "What have you done with them?"
She pushed Garmadon as soon as he turned around to face her. Garmadon was wobbling and trying not to fall into the pool. His party hats managed to fall into it and regained his balance.
Only for to be interrogated by his ex. She was holding onto him by her robes with an angry look on her face. "Where's Lloyd?"
Garmadon just look shook. "My gosh woman, what happened to us?"
Koko let's go off his robes, but he holds her arm. "I miss that fire." He tries to run his hand up her arm, but she snatches her arm away from him.
"You know, I've always tried to get Lloyd to see that he shouldn't be ashamed of who his father is."
She sighs in sadness, knowing why Lloyd hasn't come to accept his father yet. "But now, I'm starting to think he could be right."
Koko then walks away from them as everyone was silent, and witnessing what had happened. Garmadon just looked on in regret.
Finally, it's time to pay attention to Lloyd.
He toppled down onto some buildings and landed on the floor. He went and hid behind some leaves, as a snarling cat was heard.
Lloyd leaped behind another object, trying to hide himself. That's honestly me when it's time for school....
Once the coast was clear, Lloyd turned a heel and started running as fast as he could. He sniffled occasionally, trying to wipe his tears away.
He looked up to see Nya's mech broken down and sticking out of a building. He then saw Cole's mech, having the same situation as Nya's mech.
The discs there were powering down.
Lloyd hopped over some broken LEGO bricks, but then stopped when he heard a groan.
Lloyd slowly walked a bit closer to the pile of LEGO bricks and kicked them away to reveal...Mysterio!
Lloyd covered his mouth in shock and relief, as he let out a gasp. "Lloyd....?" She mumbled.
"You're-"
"Yep." He replied quickly popping the 'p'.
"I am surprised. But, I was expecting not to expect that so that doesn't count."
Lloyd chuckled a bit at her joke, but then sighed in sadness. "I bet you're disappointed that it's me... Huh?"
"Lloyd, no." Mysterio groaned in annoyance when she pushed her self off the floor. Lloyd immediately came to her aid.
"I'm just gonna take off this and this." She then proceeded to take down her hood and her bandana, revealing herself in the process.
"[N-Name]?" Lloyd questioned in shock.
"Surprise?" [Name] chuckled nervously. "See, now that revealed ourselves-"
She was cut off when Lloyd ran up to her and hugged her tightly. His body shaking excessively, indicating that he was about to cry.
"Don't you ever do that to me, ever!" Lloyd pleaded. "Promise me! Promise me, please...."
[Name] sighed and gave in, "Okay... I promise. Now let's get outta here."
Lloyd nodded to her and soon they were running away from their problems, just like Elsa.
Both Lloyd and [Name] were panting, as they ran across the docks. They soon slowed down as they had now arrived the Ninjas' Secret Base.
"Not much of a secret anymore, is it?" [Name] mumbled to herself.
Lloyd looked into the water and grew even more worried, when he saw Wu's hat in the water. [Name] came up behind Lloyd and hugged him. He accepted the hug and they both broke the hug, when they saw their friends emerging from the rubble.
And they did not look happy.
"Wait, you guys are the ninjas. Honestly, the more I think about it, the more it makes sense."
"Yeah..."
"Can I have an autograph, please?" Jay whined.
Cole elbowed him, "Not now, Jay."
"Anyways, you guys are okay!" Lloyd said in relief.
"Barely." Nya snarled, crossing her arms.
"You used the Ultimate Weapon." Cole said stating the obvious.
"Not cool."
Lloyd widened his eyes at what his friends were firing at him and he looked down in guilt.
"Dude, our mechs are totaled."
"And now, the cat's destroying Ninjago and it almost killed [Name]!"
"Guys, at least he tried to help. I mean, no one else was giving ideas on how to actually stop Garmadon!"
Lloyd smiled gratefully at [Name] and blushed at how much she cares for him. But, that smile was going to be wiped of soon, by the words Jay was going to say.
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