No One's POV

Something then crashed through the window.

2 kunais lodged itself onto the ceiling as it held a banner.

"My name is Anko Mitarashi! I am the procter of the second exams!" She announced.

"Follow me!"

Silence filled the air as everyone stared dumbfounded at her.

Ibiki peeked from behind the banner "Read the atmosphere."

Anko then blushed in embarrassment.

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The wind blowed in the 44th training ground as everyone stared at the gate in front of them and the huge forest behind it.

"W-What is this place?" Naruto asked.

"The ice cream shop." Umiko replied bluntly to him.

Naruto sweatdropped "I-It doesn't look like one to me..."

"This is the site of the second exam, the 44th Training Field..." Anko said slowly.

"Also known as...The Forest of Death."

'What a retarted name' Umiko sweatdropped.

"Forest...of Death?" Naruto questioned.

A rock then magically came out of nowhere with two holes in the front.

Naruto turned his head to it, his eyebrow twitching "Huh?"

It then started to follow Naruto. Everywhere.

It was like watching Sasuke running away from his crazed fangirl, Sakura.

Naruto then stopped and pointed at it "Hey Konohamaru! What is it that you want?!" Naruto demanded.

"Just what I expect from the man I respect! Good job on figuring it out!" A muffled voice inside the rock said.

It then glowed as Naruto gasped.

'Etto...I'm confused' Umiko rose a eyebrow.

It then exploded and dust clouds appeared and 3 unfamiliar kids to Umiko started to cough "Hey! Too much gunpowder used!" A boy with brown spiky hair like Kakashi's and goggles said.

"Who are you?" Umiko finally spoke out.

"I'm Moegi of the senior class at Kunoichi preschool!" The girl with orange hair introduced.

"I love factoring! Udon!" A boy with flat brown hair and a runny nose announced.

"I'm the great ninja of the leaf! Konohamaru!" Kakashi-hair like said.

"The three of us together are the Konohamaru Gang!"

"Hey, I'm about to take the second exam for the chuunin exams." Naruto said with his hands crossed behind his head "I have no time to be playing around with you guys!"

"We didn't come around to play around!" Kakashi-like hair argued.

"That's right!" Moegi agreed "We came here for and interview!"

Udon nodded "Yeah!"

"Interview?" Naruto questioned.

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Naruto

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki! A Ninja from Village Hidden in the Leaves! My hobby is to play pranks, and I love ramen noodles, I've just become a Genin but... My dream is to become the hokage! And I'm going to surpass all the Hokage from the past, and make everybody in the town acknowledge my existence.

I've been called a failure and such, but I graduated splendidly and, as a member of Group Seven led by Kakashi sensei, I am dealing with difficult missions everyday!"

"To shorten this up, this is Naruto Uzumaki, or Naru-kun, a very awesome ninja hidden in the leaves. He loves playing pranks and eating ramen. He is a member of team 7 his sensei is Kakashi Hatake, the copy ninja. His dream is to be and surpass the hokages so everyone in the village could know his existence." Umiko shortened. Or tried.

"Yeah!"

Sakura

"Oh, and this is Sakura Haruno who is in love with me. You know, the more she denies it, the more I'm convinced it's true." Naruto said.

"She hardly tells me how she really feels about me but, her shyness just makes her look cuter."

"Is that true?"

"Totally." Umiko smirked.

"Who's in love with Naruto?! CHA!"

Umiko heard Sakura's inner and smirked 'Hinata-chan'

"Her name is Sakura Haruno, or Bubble-chan, a screaming banshee that is a fangirl of the cocky Uchiha. Very smart, but sucks at fighting, in my opinion." Umiko smiled.

"HEY!"

Sasuke

"Hmph. He's Sasuke Uchiha. (When I was typing this on my laptop, I typed Uchoba. lol) A very cocky stupid Uchiha. He always needs my help when we go on D-ranks missions. I'm his savior."

"This is the stupid Sasuke Uchiha, or ducky-chan, who is very cocky. Very selfish since he thinks he's to good. Plus he's emo." Umiko grinned.

"Hn."

Umiko

"This is Umiko Mi-, I mean Umiko!" Naruto covered.

Umiko sighed. At least he remembered.

"All of you promise not to tell anyone that I'm a Mikami. Got it?" Umiko said sternly as they were in Tazuna's house.

"Why?" Naruto tilted his head to the side in confusion.

"Because I'm the last Mikami. If anyone knew, I'd be hunted down. You don't want that do you?" She rose a white eyebrow.

"No!"

"She is a very skilled ninja and my best friend! We work together on every mission like partners! She is like my sister!" Naruto grinned.

Umiko gave a toothy smile "I have no opinions on myself."

Sakura started to explain "Yes, I am the beautiful Kunoichi, Sakura Haruno."

'Beautiful?' Umiko snickered 'Yeah right'

"Beautiful?" Konohamaru asked.

She crossed her arms "What, you have any complaints?"

"N-No!"

"Good."

Naruto's Ninjutsus

"Sexy jutsu, Shadow clone jutsu, Harem jutsu, and something like, Dropping the blackboard eraser justu."

Sasuke's Ninjustsu

"Next is the number one rookie, Sasuke, who graduated as the top student at the academy."

Umiko huffed 'He sucks'

"The most popular one in class, he can also fight Kakashi sensei as an equal. Sasuke is awesome."

Umiko rolled her eyes 'That's what all the fangirls say'

"Your Sasuke introduction is taking to long." Naruto complained.

"I agree." Umiko rasied her hand.

"Shut it you two!"

"His clan's signature jutsu is, Fire style: Great Fireball justu! Demon Wind Shuriken Windmill of Shadows, Sharingan, The greatest of all is the sharp look in his eyes!"

'Huh?' Umiko deadpanned.

"Any girl who has been stared at with those eyes, will fall in love with them!"

Umiko sweatdropped and appeared behind Sakura. She bonked her on the head "Me and Hinata-chan don't! I don't even know what you people look like!"

Sakura sweatdropped "Right, right..."

Umiko's Ninjutsus

"Next is our blind ninja, Umiko!"

Umiko posed and started to do a little dance. Like Guy sensei.

Sakura's sweatdrop grew "Anyways, she has a lot of jutsus, I don't know all of them, but there is,

Transformation jutsu, Earth style: Earth dome, Water style: Tsunami wave, Lightning Style: Electrify..." Sakura thought for a second "I think that's it. Umiko?"

"There's more, but I didn't do them yet. You forgot 3! Earth style: Earth style: Earth shelter, Earth style: Earth ball, and Transformation jutsu! Transform!"

She did the handstyle and transformed into...

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Sasuke naked with clouds covering his private!

Sakura shrieked and had a nose bleed, along with his other fangirls.

Sasuke gasped "U-Umiko!"

"HeeHee!" She smirked and transformed back. And high-fived Naruto.

Once Sakura's nose was stuffed with paper, she cleared her throat.

Kakashi's Ninjustsu

"Last is our teacher, Kakashi Hatake sensei, also known as the Copy Ninja Kakashi. He uses, Sharingan in his left eye, Leaf village secret! Ultimate Taijutsu! One thousand years of pain!"

Umiko snickered at Naruto as he rubbed his butt.

'Ha! I remembered Kakashi sensei putting his fingers in Naruto's butt! ...That sounded very wrong...' She tried to picture it and shrieked, shivering. She shook her head.

She then hugged Naruto "Don't worry Naruto! I'll protect you from the perverted, raping sensei!" She whispered.

"U-Umiko! Don't say those things..."

"Ninja Art, Summoning, Earth style: Fanged pursuit jutsu!" Sakura continued "I think it was Chidori... That's it!"

Sasuke started to explain "Before we started the exams, we meant a group of genins from the sand. Gaara of the desert. Neji Hyuuga, whick Lee told us, when we were on our ways to the exam, Rock Lee, who is on Team Guy with Neji.

Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inzuka and Akamaru, and Shino Aburame...

Don't tell Umiko this, but I wanna fight her, since she's pretty strong." He whispered.

Little did he know, that was actually gonna happen...