《crush imagines》hoW dARe yOu!
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C/n sits next to me on the couch as we watch Stranger Things. He quickly grabs the remote, pausing it.
"Uh, C/n, what're you doing?" I ask confused. His face was stern.
"Y/n, I need to talk to you." He says, completely serious. He grabs my hand.
"Let's take a walk in the park." He says. I nod my head, slowly. "O- okay?"
Once we make it to the park there was a few minutes of silence.
"C/n, what do you wanna tell me?" I ask him, confused.
He rubs his hands together. "Um..." He pauses. C/n scratches the back of his head.
Did he cheat on me? What did he do?
"I um... I peed the bed until I was twelve." I covered my mouth. "You... you did?" I burst out laughing.
"Y/n, stopppp!" He yells.
I hold in my laughter and look back at him.
"I have more things to confess..." He slowly says.
"Um okay." I say.
"Remember that time I said it was the dog who are the pizza off of your plate?" He says.
I slowly nod my head.
"Um it was me..." I gasp, my eyes filling with (fake) tears.
"C/n, I- I trusted you! You broke our trust and I can never forgive you!" I overreact purposely.
"Please baby girl, it was a whole year ago!" He says, not knowing I was faking it.
"How dare you lie to me!" I yell. His eyes well up with tears. "Baby I swear it was only once!" He promises.
"I can't- I can't do this anymore." I say. C/n grabs my wrist. "Y/n princess, please!" I giggle.
"YOU'RE SO GULLIBLE!!!" I yell laughing my lungs out.
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it was cute i do nOT CARE WHAT YOU SAY
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