《crush imagines》cactus
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enjoy this beautiful photo, ahaha...
idek what this is haha enjoy?
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I run to catch up to my boyfriend, C/n who had much longer legs than I did.
"Babe, c'mon we're almost there!" He says, trying to be slightly encouraging.
"Just... please slow down!" I say, letting out small breaths. "I have short legs." I tell him, pointing a finger in the air.
"Y/n, you're just short." I scoff. "I am not! I'm 5'2, almost as tall as you." He chuckles to himself, lifting me onto his broad shoulders.
"You must be blind, I'm 6'3." He tells me. "Oops." I mumble.
Suddenly he trips and I hear him yell in pain. "Ow!" He yells, falling to the ground pulling me down with him.
We land on hard rocks and patches of grass. "Y/n... it hurts really bad!" He yells. I sit up, dusting my pants off.
"Let me see." I order him. His foot turns towards me as he shakes.
There's a medium size cactus stuck in the bottom of his foot.
"Awwe, baby." I coo at him. "Please get it out." He says, trying to remain calm.
I grab two rocks and quickly rip it out. He whimpers and tears brim his eyes. There are still long thorns in his foot.
I peck him cheek. "Hang in there, muffin." I tell him.
I slowly remove the remaining thorns. "It wasn't that bad..." I try to cheer him up.
"Don't worry;" he begins, "the cactus was smashed in between two rocks so haha, suck on that, asshole!" C/n says. I giggle.
What a weirdo.
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OOOHHH BAD WORD
ok idk what this is or why my stupid head even thinks of these.
i had a math quiz today, i got 9/10 and i didn't study one bit.
ahaha oops...
Amanda xox
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