《crush imagines》cactus
Advertisement
enjoy this beautiful photo, ahaha...
idek what this is haha enjoy?
-
I run to catch up to my boyfriend, C/n who had much longer legs than I did.
"Babe, c'mon we're almost there!" He says, trying to be slightly encouraging.
"Just... please slow down!" I say, letting out small breaths. "I have short legs." I tell him, pointing a finger in the air.
"Y/n, you're just short." I scoff. "I am not! I'm 5'2, almost as tall as you." He chuckles to himself, lifting me onto his broad shoulders.
"You must be blind, I'm 6'3." He tells me. "Oops." I mumble.
Suddenly he trips and I hear him yell in pain. "Ow!" He yells, falling to the ground pulling me down with him.
We land on hard rocks and patches of grass. "Y/n... it hurts really bad!" He yells. I sit up, dusting my pants off.
"Let me see." I order him. His foot turns towards me as he shakes.
There's a medium size cactus stuck in the bottom of his foot.
"Awwe, baby." I coo at him. "Please get it out." He says, trying to remain calm.
I grab two rocks and quickly rip it out. He whimpers and tears brim his eyes. There are still long thorns in his foot.
I peck him cheek. "Hang in there, muffin." I tell him.
I slowly remove the remaining thorns. "It wasn't that bad..." I try to cheer him up.
"Don't worry;" he begins, "the cactus was smashed in between two rocks so haha, suck on that, asshole!" C/n says. I giggle.
What a weirdo.
-
OOOHHH BAD WORD
ok idk what this is or why my stupid head even thinks of these.
i had a math quiz today, i got 9/10 and i didn't study one bit.
ahaha oops...
Amanda xox
Advertisement
The Grandmaster Strategist
This is an alternate history. Decades after the fall of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, the world is still in chaos, although there is hope for reunification.Of poor background, Jiang Zhe, styled Suiyun, has finally, after ten years of hard work, passed the imperial examinations and become a scholar within Hanlin Academy. Unwittingly, he becomes involved in the succession dispute of the Great Yong Dynasty. He faces conspiracies and machinations, countless battles of strength and wits. Intending to avoid court politics, he ultimately has no choice but to become involved. With no alternative, Jiang Zhe can only follow the crowd, joining the chaotic political turmoil. In this conniving world, he uses his intelligence and knowledge to provide for himself and his companions a stable environment to survive.Watch nations fall, great men rise, and supreme martial artists kneel before the quiet whispers of a frail, unassuming scholar.
8 323The Long and Exciting Life of Kreet the Kobold (Life 2)
Kreet was originally a D&D character. Life 1 was essentially her backstory. Life 2 picks up just after the events of the D&D campaign in the Underdark. At first you won't recognize the characters, but bear with it for a couple chapters and the few important points will be revealed. Also I stole a player's character (with his permission!) in the form of Sigmundurr. Also, unlike Life 1, I'll be posting this slowly over time. Right now I'm writing around chapter 20 and I suspect I'm only halfway. Tone may be a little different. ( Cover art by KuroNeko I'm pretty sure!)
8 139Heroes Vs. Villains
Have you become tired of reading the same story over and over, the one about the sexy Devil that falls in love with some random girl? Are you searching for a story that has an intriguing mystery surrounded by the strange and supernatural? Well, you’ve come to the right place! This is a book that delves deeper into the question of: What does it mean to love someone? Lucifer Morningstar has been in deep mourning over the loss of his beloved sister and in his time alone there has been only one thing on his mind- revenge! With the help of Thomas Pitch, a dear friend who was thought to be dead for the longest time, they begin to plot a way to get back at the person who took his sister away. That person? Lucifer's heavenly brother, Michael the Archangel himself, who happens to be guarded by one of the most loyal sidekicks he ever had. Lucifer has desired revenge more than anything, but after meeting his brother’s newest assassin; can he learn how to fill the bitter void left in his heart? *Designed Cover: Mr. Bleach.
8 171The Mandalorian of Attack On Titan.
Mandalorian, a legendary name so feared and respected that it was known throughout the galaxy. Few wore the special armor and honored the name Mandalorian by protecting their homes, clans, and honor. One particular Mandalorian, lost his way while in hyperspace accidentally traveling through a time rift. He then arrived in a weird place filled with man-eating beasts, adopting an orphaned young girl, and finding a walled-off population. How will Mando survive this cruel world?The Mandalorian and Attack on Titan belong to their respective creators: Jon Favreau and Hajime Isayama, respectively. I own nothing in this work nor do I own the photos that are used.
8 112Sna
Юуг ч илэрхийлээгүй хааяа толгойд минь орж ирээд гардаг oneshot-ууд байгаам. Хэсэг бүр нь өөр өөр утгыг агуулах энэ бичвэр нь хоорондоо хялгасан утсаар ч холбогдоогүй юм.
8 305Alpha's rejected mate
Alexandra, a human living in a pack of werewolves. When she turns 18, she is rejected by her mate for her sister. The pain was unbearable so, she ran away from the pack as she can't see her mate and her sister love each other. Then she meets her biological family and shifts into her wolf. She was having a wonderful time and meets her second chance mate and slowly her past starts knocking at her door.Highest Rankings#1 in rich#2 in brother#32 in teenfiction #1 in white wolf#1 in betafemale#1 in protective#1 in past#1 in pack#1 in gamma#1 in secondchance
8.18 305