"WAHHHHH" Is the first thing I woke up to hear

Realizing that it came from the streaming room, and that it was Ranboo, I decided I should just go back to sleep

"NONONONO"

Welp, looks like I'm not going to be sleeping again

"God fucking damnit Ranboo" I say with a morning voice to myself

My phone was next to me, it being that I fell asleep texting Niki, so I turned it on to check the time

9:06am

August 13th, 2021

"Asshole.." I murmur more

I go onto Twitch to see what in the world he was streaming, why he was streaming so early, and if it was important enough to wake me up at 9 in the bloody morning.

And I was met with the fact that he wasn't even streaming, he was on Tubbo's subathon stream

you fucking bitch

i have awoken to screams from jaxon in the streaming room

im blaming this on you

in my defense he joined himself

i didn't ask him to be here

so yell at him

not me

BET your whole stream is abt to hear me yell lmfao

LMAO

Ranboo POV

"Ohohoho..." Tubbo says over the discord call

"What?" I ask confused at his sudden reaction

"You'll see" I could hear a smirk in his voice

"I am very confused. What will I see? Do I wanna see?" I ask

The door slams open

I guess this'll answer my questions-

"YOU FUCKING SON OF A BASTARD" Willow yelled

"I don't think that's how that saying goes" I say with a quiver in my voice and fear in my eyes

"It is 9 in the FUCKING. MORNING. And I was awoken to you SCREAMING" They yell more

"Well it's not my fault that you decided to stay up till 4am on the beach yesterday!" I raise my hand in defense

She walks over to me, says "I don't want stream to hear this" and mutes my microphone

They lean on the armrests of the chair I was sitting in, making our faces close

"I'm not the one who was so infatuated with me that he stayed and kissed me in the rain, now was I, pretty boy?" They wink and unmute my mic

"Check your dms in a sec, Toby" She says before I can even give a reaction, other then wide eyes and a blush of course

"I- NO- YOU CAN'T- NO- WAIT- I-" I try to comeback at them

"Cat got your tongue?" She says with a mischievous expression

"SHUT THE- MMMM SHUT UP" I almost curse

"Bye bye" They begin to leave the room

"YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME WITH THAT, COMEBACK" She slams the door, ignoring me

"I hate them so much. I hate them so much, chat. Dude I- There's times where I wish I cursed on stream" I say with suffering in my voice

Meanwhile, Toby was laughing his ass off at my reaction

"WHAT DID THEY SAY, BOSSMAN?" He asks

"I'm not saying it on stream."

We go back to playing Minecraft, as I try to ignore my flustered self. That was until about a solid 10 seconds later, Toby, once again, starts bursting out in laughter.

"WILLOW HAS JUST INFORMED ME OF THEY SAID TO RANBOO AND-" He laughs uncontrollably

"THATS IT, NOPE, I'M LEAVING. BYE TUBBO, BYE CHAT." I say, leaving the call and not even bothering to look at chat or Twitter

I turn off the pc and make my way over to Willow's room. Her door was open so I knock on the frame and walk in to see them laughing at her phone.

"Oh hey pretty boy, what's up?" She says innocently

"Is that what you're calling me now?" I ask, sitting on their bed

"I'm just saying the truth"

"Well if we're saying the truth then hey gorgeous goddess, magnificent maiden, stunning sunflower, breathtaking bitch" I say with a smirk, getting closer to her face with each compliment

I kiss her cheek and look at her reaction

Wide eyes?

Check

Red face?

Check

Mouth agape?

Check

Slightly uneven breathing?

Check

Adorable expression she makes when she's surprised?

Check

"You fucking asshole, bitch, bastard, ballsack, shithole, dumbass" They murmur, looking away

"Awww, is someone flustered?" I say with a smile, moving my head to where it's in their vision

"I- You- You-" They stutter

"Cat got your tongue?" I tease

"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HATE YOU"

I laugh in victory and walk out of the room to go make some breakfast as a truce

*Time skip brought to you by minecraft live 2021 (rip, glare 😔)*

Willow POV

After about 10 minutes of hearing Jaxon cook downstairs, I decide to go help. He was blasting the new Pebblebrain album by Lovejoy. As I walk down the stairs, I see him dancing along to The Fall, his favorite of the EP.

I secretly watch, trying to cover my snickers, as he makes a whole routine for the entire song

"Nice dance moves, dumbass" I say, walking into the kitchen

He instantly freezes and turns around to see a sly smirk on my face

"...How long have you been there?" He asks

"The whole song" I smile and sit on the counter in front of him

"God damnit, I can never have privacy in this house.." He sighs

"You're in the kitchen, I'm pretty sure this is a public house space" I joke

Sapnap walks in tiredly "I smell bacon"

"I decided to be, oh so nice, and cook breakfast for everyone" Jaxon says proud of himself

"Right after I embarrassed the fuck outta him on Toby's stream" I laugh

He sighs and looks away

"Oh? How so?" Sap asks, intrigued

"I-"

"DO NOT TELL HIM, IF HE WANTS TO KNOW, HE'LL FIND OUT HIMSELF" Jaxon yells as he plates the, now cooked, bacon

"Looks like I've got a vod to look at" He grabs some milk out of the fridge and drinks it from the carton

"Oh, I'm sure there's mass amounts of clips on Twitter by now" I tease

"I hate you so, so much" He places the plate of bacon and toast on the table

"That's not what you told them last nighttttt.." Sap says under his breath

We both blush and give him a death glare

"Can someone go get dnf for breakfast?" Jaxon changes the subject

"I'm pretty sure dnf was the 2nd most written about ship on Ao3 or something" I get distracted

Silence fills the room

"..AND WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS INFORMATION??" Jaxon asks, concerned

"Tiktok, I know exactly which one she's talking about" Sapnap backs me up

"In the wise words of Wilbur Soot, the internet has ruined me" I nod with a sad smile

"..Okay well now that I know something that I really wish I didn't, can someone please go get the 2nd most written about shut on Ao3?"

"Not it!" Sap calls, sitting at a chair at the table

I sigh, "Fine"

"GEORGE, CLAY, GET YOUR GAY ASSES OUTTA BED AND COME EAT BREAKFAST" I yell

The 3 of us start to laugh hysterically, and not too long after, the 2 of them walk out of their rooms

"Y'know, sometimes I wish I never offered for you to come live with us" Clay says

"I wish I never agreed to live down here" George adds on

"It's alright guys, we'll except you" Sapnap says

"I won't, I'm homophobic" I say in a serious voice

"Ah yes, the most homophobic person I've ever met. My bisexual best friend" Ranboo jokes as well

"This is a god forsaken household that I no longer want to be apart of.." Clay says, shaking his head in disappointment

I love this god forsaken household..

Words: 1308

Date: October 17, 2021