《|Faceless| ~(Ranboo x OC)~》~|Chapter 44|~ Mi-ssi-ssi-ppi
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Another night, another hotel room. But instead of being in Alabama, we were in Mississippi. Driving throughout the southern states has been terrible, since literally no one can drive. We've even made a game to see which state has the worst driving.
"Sapnappppp your time to drive" Clay says as we walk out to the car
"Why can't you just drive the whole time?" Sap whines back
"Would you rather that or you pay for all the gas and hotels?"
"Alright, who's ready to go wherever we're going?" He responds as we all get into our seats
This time Clay was in the passenger seat and George was in the back with me
"How do you not know where we're going? We literally planned this together" Clay complains
"We made so many different plans for different states, how do you expect me to remember which one is which?"
"I think we're gonna get lost" I say to George
"Agreed. Sometimes I think it's good that I'm colorblind since I don't have to drive"
I laugh "And I'm the young one so I don't have to either"
Me and George fist bump
"Willow, you're literally gonna be 18 in like a month. And you can legally drive. You wanna drive to Louisiana later?" Sapnap suggests
"Hey, I can't drive! I don't know where we're going. You forget that you have told me nothing other than we're going to 9 states" I defend myself
"Would you all shut up and start driving? We're going to an aquarium in Mississippi" Clay explains
"Wow, we really downgraded from a waterfall to an aquarium" George mumbles and I keep in a laugh
"Do you wanna pay for all of this George?? Because I can easily make us all split the pay"
"Heyyyy George, how about we shut up before we all have to pay" I say with a smile
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"Willow, I'm bored, do you want to do something?" George asks after about half a hour of driving
"What d'ya wanna do?" I question back
"I don't know"
"Well that helps me figure out what to do so much" I say with a blank face
"Sap, do you know any games we could play" He asks the boy driving
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"How the fuck would I know? What games do you play on a roadtrip, ISpy? Sticks? Rock, paper, scissors?" Sap names out random games
"We could do like a guess the song thing" Clay suggests
"Yesssss let's do that" I agree
"Alright, I put a song on first. We'll only play the first second" He says as he looks down at his phone, most likely pulling up a song
The first second plays and we all knew what it was
"Roadtrip." We all say blankly
Clay laughs, but no one else was. The joke was dying out quickly
"My turn!" George says, grabbing Clay's phone
"You could just use your own phone but whatever.." Clay mumbles
A second of another song goes through the cars speakers
"I wanna see some ass!" Sap shouts
"Aww, I knew it sounded familiar" I say in defeat
"My turnnnn" Sapnap says happily
"You're driving!" George yells
"I don't care, gimmie the phone. It's not like I'll crash the car"
"Mans last words.." I mumble just enough for everyone to hear
A new song is one again played. The beginning of it gave us nothing, but right as it was paused it had something that I recognized
"Watchu kn- no, Astronaut In The Ocean" I correct myself
"How'd get that?" Clay asks
"Right before it was paused you could kinda hear the little brrrm brrm brrrrrm" I imitate the song
"My turn to go nowwwww" I grab the phone from
I think about what song to do. I didn't wanna do Heat Waves, it was so overused. But I also wanted it to be a meme song. I had an idea, I was gonna trick them with this
"The grubhub song, ad!" They shout when they hear it
"Ah ah ah, what's the name of the song?" I say with a smirk
"How are we supposed to know that??" George asks
"I don't know, find out and you'll get the point"
"Oh, so we're keeping track of points now?" Sapnap asks sarcastically
"I have been the whole time"
"Soy Yo!" George yells
"Correct, George gets the point" I say with a smile
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"What? That's not fair, you have my phone" Clay whines
"And I'm driving"
"Oh well, a win is a win" Me and George high five
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The last hour or so was spent with a lot of music, yelling, and arguing
"Alright, that's it, game over. Willow, what's the score?" Sap ends the game angrily
I look at my phone and count up the points I wrote down
"In last place we have Sapnap" I read
"That's not fair, I've been driving.." He mumbles
"In second to last, we have Clay"
He scoffs
"In second we have....me!" I say, actually surprised
"Wait so I won?" George asks
"Yup! Good job, king gogy. You've finally won something" I begin clapping
Clay claps too and says "GG, GG"
And Sap just "Booo's"
"We should be there soon, anyways"
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"We're going to see Nemo" George says as we walk to the entrance of the Aquarium
"Clay, I hope you fall into the shark tank and die" I say with a blank stare
We all just kinda stand in silence for a second
"...The hell is wrong with you??" He asks and I burst out in laughter
"Let's go see sharks, and snakes, and alligators!" I say excitedly
"Oh my!" Sapnap adds on
We get to the counter and Clay pulls out his phone to be scanned for our tickets
"Alright, you're good, go on in and enjoy!" The person at the counter says
I give them a smile and walk into the Aquarium
"Yoooo this is way bigger than I thought it'd be" Sapnap says as we all look around it
There was a hug waterfall in the middle of the room. Then there we fake sharks and sea animals hanging from the ceiling. There was a gift shop to the right and bathrooms to the bottom left. Then to the top left, was the entrance to the actual animals.
"Well, shall we begin our underwater adventure?" Clay says, making it sound fancy
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"Yoooo! Seahorses, pog" I say as we walk past the tank full of the little creatures
"Did you know that the male ones give birth?" George asks
"Yepppp, I've watched enough studio C to know that" I say with a laugh
"This one looks like you, George" Clay says, pointing at one that was sleeping
"I'm not sleeping all the time, Clay" George says when he sees the seahorse
"Ehhhhh" Me, Clay, and Sap all say and he rolls his eyes
I take a picture if the seahorse and use the editing to label it "George the seahorse"
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"Awww, I love these things!" I say happily while we were in a hallway that was inside one of the tanks
I looked up as the fish and stingrays swam over our heads
"These are literally so cool" Sapnap agrees
"Imagine what would happen if it all just broke and crashed on us" Clay jokes
"Shut up Clay, you're gonna scare the little kids" I chastise him
"Y'know, the sting rays kinda look like you, Willow" George says
"How so?" I question, giving him a death glare
"They're ugly" He looks back down to see my death stare and I see his eyes widen a little, so it's a win in my book
"Ohhhhh, what're you gonna say back?" Sapnap asks as we walk out the hallway
"Nothing, because in like , I have maturity and little comments won't provoke me to yell or start and argument" I respond
"You're no fun" Sap walks off and I giggle
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"FROGS!" I say a tad bit too loud when when we find a small cage full of the amphibians
"We get it, you like frogs, but you don't have to yell" Sapnap whines
I roll my eyes "Frogs are the superior being. Imagine, being a non-binary frog that lives in a mossy forest with fog who's best friend is a cottagecore lesbian that feeds them everyday. And then falling in love with another frog and living happily with the lesbian and their partner being a pair of power couples"
The boys just look at me in confusion
"..Have you planned this all out before?" George asks
"Yes, yes I have George. My maladaptive daydreaming can do some crazy things" I say as I sadly walk off from the frogs to the Alligators
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"Alright, time to drive away from the PP state" Sap says as we buckle in our seat belts
"The PP state?" Clay questions
"Yep, because when you spell it you go Mi-ssi-ssi-i" I explain
Me and Sapnap laugh and Clay is just very disappointed in us
"You guys are so immature" He says disappointedly
"Hey, you put us together, that's your fault" I say as I lay back in my seat
"I should've left you with mom, dad, June, and Drake" He sighs
"BUTCHA DIDNT" I yell
This trip isn't too bad so far..
Words: 1569
Date: June 18th, 2021
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