"Hello chat!" I greet my incoming viewers "I have a very special guest with me today, guess who it is"

I look over at my chat

user1829: RANBOO??

dreamnotfoundisreal: IS IT DREAM

mellohi_and_cat: RANBOOB, MAYBE?

sallywasnothere: hey sky!!

somepersonlmao5624: ANOTHER MEETUP?

Guysplease19: RANBOOOOO

"No chat, it's not Ranboo. I swear he is always in y'all's mind. You all have serious problems. Guess again"

ihaveajuicebox: DANNY DAVITO

ranbobb: OBAMA

xxlilyexistsigxx: THE ROCK

"Yes chat. I am with former president Barack Obama. You guys are fucking idiots" I sigh

I look over at my special guest and I put a finger up to my lips, indicating for her not say anything yet

"I shall give you a hint, since I'm so incredibly nice. It is a woman"

I look back at the chat and read out the names I see "Michelle Obama, Drista, The Queen, Patches, Addi- hell no I'm not with Addison Racist. C'mon chat, it's not that hard. Think of a woman that isn't famous and that is known on the community"

"I saw it! I saw someone say it!" Coaimhe says next to me

"Jesus, finally!" I say in relief "Chat, Coaimhe is with me! Otherwise known as number girl. If you don't know, it's Clay's beautiful girlfriend" I say with a lipbite

"Chat, she did the lipbite. I saw it in person"

"I did indeed do the lipbite"

Chat explodes at the mention of her

"Sup chat. I am here to mine some crafts"

"That's right! I'm gonna show her around Mcdonaldssmp"

"You have an entire Minecraft server dedicated to Mcdonald's?" She asks

"Yep, it was the server that I created with Ranboo and got my big growth in viewers" I explain

"The Mcdonald's God have smiled upon you"

"Indeed they have, indeed they have" I say as I log onto the server "Time for you to take over controls"

"Alright then, how do I control?" She asks

"Here, W to go forward, A to go left, S to go back, D to go right.." I explain to her all of the controls

*Time skip to after you show her the controls brought to you by Gogy*

"...And then you can press tab to see who's online" I finish explaining

She presses tab to see that Tommy, Quackity, and Phil were online

"Do you wanna say hi to anyone?" I ask

"Sure, who's Ph-one-laza" She tries to pronounce his username

I burst out in laughter "It's pronounced Philza"

"How was I supposed to know?" She asks

"You really think that everyone goes around calling him 'Ph-one-laza'?"

"Maybe, people have weird usernames nowadays. Clay's is literally Dreamwastaken. Where was he taken to? And was he taken, or was his dream taken?"

"Wow, I never thought about it that way"

"Late night 3am thoughts"

"My late night 3am thoughts are wondering if there are Jesus x reader fan fictions-"

We both burst out in laughter

Eventually, we find Phil

"Ok, open chat and tell him to join vc3"

She does so and we hear Phil join the call

"Hey Phillll, I have a friend" I say

"I know, my chat won't shut up about it. Hi, I'm Phil, nice to meet you"

"I'm Coaimhe, nice to meet ya Phil" She crouches very slowly and he does the same, but faster

"You see, Phil has adopted many traumatized children. Do you know Tommy?"

"The loud British one? Yes"

"Phil adopted him. Along with Wilbur and Tubbo" I explain

"So many British people, it must suck. Why do you and Clay have so many British friends? What's the appeal?" She asks

"Oh shut up, you just hate them because because you're jealous of Gogy"

"That's not true. I've hated British people my entire life, no offense Phil"

"And I just hate Americans, it's a mutual hatred" I say

"Sky, you're American. It can't be mutual if you aren't British" Phil explains

"I'm British by heart" I say, placing a hand on my heart

"I don't wanna hang out with you anymore"

I fake gasp "Terrible day for the Skylit community. Heart been broke so many times IIIII don't know what to believeeeeeeee"

"I want to talk to Quackity mi amor" She changes the conversation

"He's in a vc with Tommy, you sure you wanna do that?" Phil asks

"Anything for the love of my life" She says dramatically

"My chat are Quackity simps, you're with your people" I say as we switch vcs

"Chat, back off, Quackity is mine!" She yells

"WHAT THE FAWK??" Tommy yells

"OH SHIT WE'RE IN THE NEW VC ALREADY? SKY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU SWITCHED IT-"

"THE SCREEN IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT??"

"Mi amor? Is that you??" Quackity asks

"Yes, it is. How are you, my love?" Her demeanor completely changes

"Muy bien, now that you're here"

I reach over to the keyboard and open chat

You whispered to Tommyinnit: this is deffo flirting

Tommyinnit whispered to you: Agreed

"Can me and Quackity go on a Minecraft date?" She asks me

"Coaimhe, he's married to 2 different men. 1 of which literally being downstairs right now and probably watching the stream"

"Karl is my worst enemy"

"I thought George was your worst enemy?"

"He's enemy #1, Karl is #2"

"Wouldn't that mean you care about Dream more?" Tommy asks

"You care about Dream more than me?? I thought what we had was special!!" Quackity yells with a fake cry

"No! Please, forgive me! George is British so that makes him worst!" She defends herself

"HEY, WATCH IT AMERICAN!" Tommy yells

"YOU WATCH IT, BRIT!" She yells back

"God I hate Americans" Me and Tommy say at the same time and the call bursts out in laughter

"This is why Sky is the only acceptable American" Tommy claims

Coaimhe leaves the vc

"I- WHY DID YOU LEAVE? I WAS GETTING COMPLIMENTED BY TOMMYINNIT" I yell

"Shut up, I want and actual tour" She commands

"Geez ok. Coaimhe woke up and chose bitchy"

"Sky woke up and chose wanting clout from her brother's girlfriend"

"Do you want a tour or not?" I threaten

*Time skip brought to you by Afraid by The Neighborhood bc it's swaggy as hell*

"Oh! This is the first house created on the server. It's me and Ranboo's, our yellow and red beds are in here. Super special, and my favorite thing on the server" I say with a smile

"Skyboo moment"

I glare at her "WHO? WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT? I SWEAR, WILBUR MADE THAT TRENDING AND I ALMOST STRANGLED HIM."

Meanwhile, Coamihe was dying of laughter "I-it was Clay!"

"I hate it here, a murder is about to be committed"

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"Alright chat! That's gonna be today's stream, I hope you all enjoyed!" I say, ending off my stream

"It was a lot of fun everyone, thanks for having me!" Coamihe says

"Very poggers, maybe we could have you meet Ranboo or Niki? We shall see"

"I would love to, honestly"

"Okay well, everyone have a great day! Drink, eat, sleep, do something special for yourself! I'll see you guys later, I'll miss you! Bye bye!"

And with that I end stream and lean back in my chair

"So about this Skyboo thing..." Coaimhe starts

Oh God.....

Words: 1271

Date: June 2nd, 2021