《|Faceless| ~(Ranboo x OC)~》~|Chapter 14|~ Stealing Girlfriends
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I wake up at around 12pm
Ah yes, Saturday. Perfect day to sleep in till 12
I yawn and grab my phone. I scroll through my many notifications and see a text from Clay on the group chat with him, me, George, and Sapnap.
hey guys, Caoimhe will be here at around 1 or 2. we're going get lunch and then she's coming meet y'all after. please, for the love of my sanity, do not trash the house or anything
YES I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HER I'M TOTALLY GOING TO TAKE HER AWAY FROM CLAY
*me omw to steal ur girlfriend* 🏃♀️💨💨
i swear if you say anything embarrassing about me i will send that one video of you from when you were 8 ;)
UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A NICE DAY 👩🦯
Istg if he sends that video-
I look at the time, 12:28pm.
I decide that I should probably look decent for when Clay's little GiRlFrIeNd comes over
I go into my bathroom with one of my favorite outfits and take a shower. I obviously hype myself up in the mirror because, I'm just swaggy. 🙄✋
I debate on using a blow dryer. I choose not to because I am way too lazy for that. I go downstairs to get some breakfast- or well, lunch. I make a grilled cheese bc yes.
When I finish eating it's 1:16pm and I decide to just play some Minecraft or something until Clay and Caoimhe arrived. I look over my Discord
hmmm, maybe I should talk to Ranboo for a bit
what up loser
He responds after a bit
gee, and I thought you were a good friend 😔✋
i'm sorry Mr. Boo please come back 😭😭
fine, but only for the sake of big mac
wyd?
i'm waiting for my brother to get home with his little girlfriend 😏
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i didn't know your brother had a girlfriend
i mean, they aren't actually official yet that i know of, but i'm meeting her today
i'm totally going to just steal her away from him
stealing your brother's girlfriend pog
we should get that trending on Twitter
i'm on it
Ranboo
@Ranboosaysstuff
#stealingyourbrother'sgirlfriendpog don't question it, just get it trending
-Sky
-#stealingyourbrother'sgirlfriendpog this has absolutely nothing to do with me, i swear
-Sapnap
-#stealingyourbrother'sgirlfriendpog who's brother's girlfriend are we stealing and why is it pog?
-Ranboo
-Sorry, that is classified information, sir
I giggle at Ranboo and Sapnap's replies. I suddenly hear some talking coming from downstairs and I guess that it's Clay. I excitedly close my Discord and Twitter and head downstairs.
"Oh- and here's my little sister, Willow" Clay says as he sees me get downstairs
"Sup, it's nice to meet you!" I say looking at the beautiful girl
Damn, Clay got a good one
"Oh my gosh, Barty, you're little sister has immaculate fashion taste. You should learn from her" The girl, supposedly Caoimhe, says in awe
Everyone laughs, except for Clay
"So, uh, how'd you guys meet?" I ask, trying not to sound awkward which I most likely failed at
Sapnap, Clay, and Caoimhe all look at each other
"This bozo accidentally put in the wrong area code and we started talking. We eventually met up and here we are" Caoimhe explains
"Follow up question, has he said 'Katchow!' yet?" I ask
"YEAH, HE HAS" she says, turning to him "WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA, HE'S AN UTTER WEIRDO"
"Are we gonna ignore the fact that she called him 'Barty'"? George asks
"I'm not ready to talk to you yet, mister" Caoimhe
Then everyone kinda goes quiet for a bit
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"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today-" I say, breaking the silence and earning a laugh from everyone
"Clay, I love her already"
"YES I'M ALREADY STEALING YOUR GIRLFRIEND" I yell
"Girlfriend? I thought she was just a friend, Clay?" George asks
Clay sighs "Well that's what I was going to tell y'all today but of course Willow ruined it"
"Hey! Don't talk to my shawty like that!" Caoimhe says, side hugging me
"Yeah! Go be with George" I say, hugging her back
"Yntbkg-" Caoimhe starts saying letters
"Shtycryn" I finish look over at Clay who has a shocked face
"YOU R E A D IT??" He asks, referring to the fan fiction Heat Waves
"NO I HAVEN'T BUT I'VE SEEN THE MEMES. I BURN YOU? YOU MELT ME" I respond
Meanwhile, George, Sapnap, and Caoimhe are dying of laughter
Clay sighs "I'm so disappointed in you" he says, with his face in his hands
"Willow, show me you're room I wanna hang out" Caoimhe says
"What about us??" Sapnap says
She looks at the 3 boys "Eh" she says and runs up the stairs
I follow her, laughing, and show her to my room
"Woahhh, your room looks so swaggy" She says, admiring how I've decorated it
"I'm just so swaggy" I say, stroking my chin and doing a lip bite
"You are 10 times better than Clay"
"What can I say? I just steal everything from him. I stole his friends, his smp, and now his girlfriend. Look at me go, I'm popping off" I say, sitting on my bed
"Wait, you stream?" She asks, also sitting down
"Yup! Ranboo did a collab with me and my popularity shot up. And then I started talking to Tubbo, Philza, Tommy, Wilbur, all them. They're much more popular, it's insane"
"Oh wow, I haven't seen you collab with Clay yet. Must've missed that stream"
"Ohh, yeah, we haven't told anyone that we're siblings. I'm just scared that I'm gonna get a lot of hate for it"
"I think it'd go great. If people hate, then they hate, the real ones will stay and that way if they somehow find out on their own you might not get as much hate"
I think about it for a moment
"Hmm, yeah I guess you're right. I've been thinking about it but I don't know.."
"What's your Twitch name?"
"Skylitdreamer"
"Dude- that's such a cool sounding Twitch name oh my gosh. It's like really chill and stuff, such a vibe"
"I know right! I had to think of a name and then-" I say before getting cut off by yelling from downstairs
"WILLOW CHECK TWITTER!" Clay yells
I hop over to my gaming chair and open up Twitter, Caoimhe kneels beside me looking at my monitor as well
I read the latest tweet that I was mentioned in
Scott Smajor
The 4th team, the Lucky Llamas, will be Skylitdreamer, Spifeyy, Dreamwastaken, and Ranboo!!
"YES I'M IN MCC!!" I yell
"Mcc? What the heck is that? Mcdonald's....crinkle cut?" Caoimhe asks
I burst out in laughter "AHAHAH NO- IT'S MINECRAFT CHAMPIONSHIP"
"OHHHH YEAH Clay has mentioned that one or twice I think"
"I love Spifey so much, I'm so glad I'll be able to talk to him for the first time. OH and Ranboo that is literally awesome he's gonna make it 10x better.."
"You and Ranboo are really close, aren't ya?"
"Yeah, we are! We even fell asleep on call once and we were talking before you got here"
"Hmmm, and how long have you known him?"
"2 months?" I answer, suspicious on why she's asking so much questions
She laughs a little wish a smug smirk
"W-what?" I ask, suspiciously
"Ohhhhh nothing" She says with the same smug smirk "We should watch some of your vids or something so I can see your content!" She says, change the subject
"Oh, uh, ok" I say pulling up my Twitch
What is she thinking...
Words: 1320
Date: March 26th, 2021
Edited: May 24th, 2021
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