"Hey, can I ask you a dumb question?"

"

"..."

"Babe?"

"I just sent you a picture."

"The saltiest thing on Earth. Second, only to you."

love.

"..."

honeybun

"I hate you."

delight

"Tutu."

okay.

"...My little sister's sad. What should I do?"

"We p.. wit- her... doll..s-"

"

"We play with her dollies."

"STOP FUCKING LAUGHING. I'M A GOOD BROTHER."

"No. She wants me to buy her a book now, but I don't know what to buy and-"

"Oh."

"Thanks, babe."

"Milan. She just turned eight. And she is absolutely adorable - oh god, I love her so much. She's like a precious little flower, so very innocent and lovely - and her smile just melts my heart, and I'm rambling like the idiot I'm not, aren't I?"

"I have sworn to protect her from this horrible world."

"Ah. Why is it so easy and fun to talk about anything with you?"

"You're also a rude sarcastic shitball. I'm surprised you like kids."

"Let's start now?"