《Roommates ☁︎ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*》☁︎Chapter 42☁︎
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Y/n, Finn
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Reveal your nip and I'll show you my tip.
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dude my uncle texted me this last week 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
(this little kOmMenT is dt 2 @maidickfelloff
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funny, he texted me the same thing...
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i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
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stfu you flat faced bitch.
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i-
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you-..
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should have died.
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bitch we were already preparing the funeral.
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although we could've just burried you without a fucking coffin.
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ya know, to stay on a budget.
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well i saved you guys some money you fucking mole rats.
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bitch-
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we were not finna use OUR money on your fucking chopstick headed ass.
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you got money, buy your own dang funeral.
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we're supposed to be texting cute shit to each other 😍💋.
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is this not cute ? 😘.
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i mean..i think this is some cute couple goalz shit 😝💗😍😘💋.
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ok.
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you wanna get this big 🅱️LOCK !.
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yes papi.
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you want...
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SUM FUCK ?
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y e t h.
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dang y/n !
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u look good here 😍😘💋.
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ew ykw.
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just go in the dang gc, i don't like texting you.
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y/n, Finn, Millie, Caleb, Noah, Sadie, Gaten, pamala
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i want to shove lobster legs up my a$$.
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dildos are out and lobster legs are in.
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no ma'am.
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banana penis.
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um no, cucumbers.
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nope, corn.
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what are we doing ?.
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oh.
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ew you guys are fucking n a s t y.
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guys i have a baby pic of finn 🙈.
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y'all wanna see that shit ?.
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send it bitch.
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send that shit.
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😍😘💋.
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KJDJSJSKSK
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KSKSKS
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people who text "ksksk" have a higher risk of getting chlamydia.
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and it's finn you fat.
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millie you searched up the wrong thing.
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huh ?
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it's supposed to be "chlamydia symptoms in weasels" not in woman.
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you're so quirky millie 😝😘😍😩🤣.
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fuck you guys.
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anyway do u have a baby pic of finn.
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no, but he probably looked like a hairless mole rat.
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yo i just ate some ass.
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i ate y/n's a$$.
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yea but i accidentally shat in his mouth 🙈.
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tee hee.
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2 girls 1 cup.
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1 frog 1 girl 2 laxatives*.
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i-
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d-did you really eat her add...
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ass*
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yea he ate my a d d, he even multiplied and divided this pu$$y 😍.
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YALL ARE GOING TO JAILLLL.
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PERIODT !.
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well...
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did she lie ?...
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no.
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imma sue y'all and get my coins.
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i-i-i no.
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bro i sucked my own dick.
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i give myself better blow jobs than y/n has ever gave me.
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it's what he deserves.
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YOU FUCKING RODENT.
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shut up, you fucking bite your toe nails.
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and what about it ?..
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they're scrumptious 😍.
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bone apple teeth 🤤.
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you're so gross.
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ratmala, that hurt !
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i am going to go to your room to nite and bite your toe nails off >:(.
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😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣.
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those emojis gave me 5 strokes oh my god.
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STOP ADDING THIS CHOPSTICK BUILT BITCH BACK IN THE GROUPCHAT DKKDKD.
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U FUCKING MONG.
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she wants finn to divide her ass lol.
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well she needs a fucking ass in order for finn to subtract her cheeks from the back 😍.
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we ALL want finn to divide our ass 💋.
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OOP
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i- i need to walk my pet toe nail.
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finn how could you date someone like y/n ?
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how could he not.
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i mean...i shat in his mouth.
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it's getting serious.
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😘💋.
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i went to go stick my meat into a blender and i cum back 2 dis.
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you're girlfriend is being immature.
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y-you wanna FITE.
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i would but it'd be pointless considering i would win in seconds.
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KSKSKKSKS
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oh fuck im gonna get chlamydia.
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KSKSKSKS
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oh fuck..
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well i mean finn already gave me chlamydia so i don't have to worry 😍😘.
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y/n, i'll see you in court.
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....
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anyways, ima go beat my meat to y/n.
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omg you can grab your own dick ????!???.
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bro i swear if i see any fucking stain on your damn bed ima grab your dick and run that shit over with my 4x4 😘💋.
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im fucking leaving bye.
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so this chapter is mostly funny than you know interesting.
but that's cause the girl that did the fucking story changed the plot and well my original plot is gonna be slower than expected.
so sorry !
also i'm not posting this on instagram cause it's just not necessary atm.
no question of the day today, so sorry :(
haven't been in the best mood these past couple of months heh.
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