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"NOAH SPILL !"

"NO !" He shouts back

"WHYYYY !?"

"BECAUSE THEN YOU'LL LAUGH OR MAKE FUN OF ME.."

I couldn't take him serious when he had a blue face. I started to laugh hysterically causing him to look at me in disbelief.

"What's so funny ?" He asks

"I'm sorry...I-I just c-can't take you s-seriously with t-the blue f-face mask !" I laughed out.

"You Ass"he chuckles.

"Ahh" I wipe a tear away from eye trying to not rub off the blue face mask that I had on.

"Ok but in all seriousness tell me Noah!"

He sighs and looks down as he played with his fingers.

"Promise you won't laugh?" He asks

"I promise you !"

He slowly looks up and take out his pinky.

"Noah what are you doing ?" I giggle as I looked at his small pinky.

"Pinky swear !" He says

"What ?" I giggled

"Pinky swear to me that you won't laugh and that you won't tell anyone about this ok ?"

"Alright, alright fineee"

I take out my pinky and interwind it with Noah's.

"I y/n l/n, pinky promise to no laugh or tell anyone your secret"

Noah and I let go of our pinkies which causes Him to give me a small smile...the one that makes him look super adorable.

"Ok, here goes...I've never, um had my first kiss..." he looks down

I looked at him in awe. MY BABYY HASNT HAD HIS FIRST KISS.

OHMYGOSH.

"Aw Noah !!"

He scrunched up his face and opened one eye.

"I know,Im a WIMP !"

"No, no Noah you're not !"

"Yes I am ! All of you guys have had your first kiss and I haven't"

"Dude shut up my first kiss was awful, mines was with this fucking dingbat from school.."

He lets out a chuckle and continued to speak.

"Yea, I kinda want my first kiss to be with someone special you know ?"

Everyone wants their first kiss to be special..I wanted mines to be special but sadly it wasn't.

My first kiss was because I lost a bet. I had to kiss this jackass named Paul. In all honesty that sounds like the name of a bird that my crazy aunt sally would name.

Anyways, the kiss was not special at all. Unless you like getting kissed by a dumpster located by a dildo shop...don't even ask.

In conclusion the kiss was terrible, I even saw a rat dragging a dildo across the alley. That was the only thing that was pretty cool.

I mean hey ! It's not everyday that you see a rat dragging a pink dildo across an alley am I right ? Or am I right ?.

I wonder what that rat even used it for...

It reminded me of the vine where that rat was taking a slice of pizza.

"Y/n ?! Are you even listening to me ?"

I snapped out of my terrible memories and looked at Noah who had a confused face expression.

"Huh ?, oh uh sorry no.."

"HMm, what were you thinking about ?.." he asks squinting his eyes

"I was thinking about my first kiss..." I shivered at the thought.

"oooo spill !" He says as he got closer to me.

"Ever seen a rat dragging a pink dildo ?" I ask

His smile drops into a confused face.

"What I- no ! No I haven't.."

"didn't think so !" I say doing gun fingers at him.

"You're fucking weird..." he whispers out.

It was pretty loud for me to hear tho.

"And you're a terrible whisperer.." I whisper loud.

It gets silent after a while...until Noah interrupted it.

"Anyways...enough about rats with pink dildos..and back to the topic of MY first kiss !"

I groan and plop myself on my bed. In all honesty I love Noah with all of my heart. But truth is first kisses aren't meant to be planned ya know ?

"I want it to be with someone special, someone like-"

"Pamala ?" I cut him off.

"Yes-"

I cut him off again.

"Hate to break it to you bud, but Ratmala ain't special.."

"Ratmala ?" He asks confused

"It's the name I gave her !" I smile proudly

"Why- you know what I'm not even gonna ask."

"Then don't."

"I won't !" He replies.

I throw a pillow at him and it hits his face making his head violently swing back.

"Fuck you y/n.."

"Anytime babe !" I shout

He grabbed the pillow and hugged it letting out a long sigh.

I ignored it.

He let another one out this time a bit louder.

I ignored it once again.

This time he scooted closer to me and sighed out way louder than the other one.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT !?" I shout at him in frustration.

"Dude, help me get my first kiss with Pamala !"

I groan again and roll my eyes at this foolish boy that was my so called best friend.

"Noah fence, Noah- ha see what I did there ?!-, ok anyways I rather kiss the rat with the pink dildo" I say as I look at my nails.

Dam I really need a manicure!

"ENOUGH ABOUT THE STUPID RAT AND THE PINK DILDO !" He shouts

This startles me making me focus on him other than my nails, which did I mention REALLY REALLY NEED A MANICURE CAUSE YIKES.

"Y/n focus !" He whined as he grabbed my shoulders and shook them.

"Ow ! Okayyy nooAaAh sToOP.." I said as he STILL SHOOK ME.

he stopped and gave me a big smile making my heart do acrobatic shit.

"Fine, were doing this first tomorrow. Me,Millie and Sadie will plan this ok ? Ok now stop worrying."

He starts to bite his nails and rocks back and forth like some Fucking lunatic at an asylum.

"What if she doesn't want to kiss me ?!" He whisper shouts.

"She's gonna have to, it's a dare and a dare must be done ! If not I'll call her a pussy and make her lick the toilet seat for not doing it" I reply

Noah gives me another smile but this time he showed his pearly teeth. I gave him a soft smile and soon I'm engulfed in a hug by him.

"I love you y/n...this is why you're my best friend"

MY PRECIOUS BBY !

"I love you too Noah.."

Now let's get mission Noah to get his first kiss with Ratmala started...

Or maybe not ?...

A rat with a pink dildo.

I have SKOOL tomorrow 😔😔✋🏾.

And I haven't done any of my bio homework. So yikes.

Cause I can make that really quick. Before I got to SHLEEP.

THANK YOU THANK YOUUU FOR 30k WHAT THE FUCK THATS INSANE LITERALLY 2 DAYS AGO I HAD 20k READERS WHAT THE ACTUAL FAXKSNJDJWKS

have you ever had your first kiss ? And if so where ? And with who ;)

yes, it was in my grandmas closet with some fucking asshat who was her neighbor. It smelled really illegal in there. Considering the fact that he was 17, and I was 15. But aye. Sis gotta get her COiNs. (Edit: I was thinking of my age rn, but I was like 13 when this happened, so yes. To b fair I don't look like my age JJDKSKAJS)

AND ALSO I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG AND THIS SONG GOES SUPER WELL WITH THE CHAPTER

The lyrics are soooo 2009 lmfao

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