《Roommates ☁︎ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*》☁︎chapter 5☁︎
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"alright...I choose this room cause it's the biggest one !" I shout.
Finn had already picked his room out as well and started to unpack his stuff.
I unpacked my belongings as well and started organizing my tops and skirts. (Sorry if you don't wear that)
"Y/n come quick !!" I heard.
Without any hesitation I quickly dropped my stuff and ran towards Finn's room.
"What ?! What happened?! Are you ok ?! Are you hurt ?!" I kept asking questions and all he did was laugh.
It was just a joke.
He always does this stupid shit !. My cheeks started to get red like a cherry but not cause I was nervous. But because I was humiliated. And I was pissed as hell.
"What the hell is so funny ?!" I shout.
He fell to the floor and grabbed his stomach tighter as he laughed and kicked the air.
"Finn I thought something bad had happened to you ! Don't fucking scare me like that you dick!" I crossed my arms and started to walk away until I felt this pressure and on my arm.
I slowly turned around and I saw that it was Finn's hand whom it was connected it to. I looked down to his hand and then back up at him.
He noticed what was happening between us so he quickly let go. He started to rub the back of his neck and gave me this apologetic look.
"Are you done ?" I asked as I rolled my eyes.
"Y-yea I was just gonna ask if-"
I interrupted him as I saw the inflatable mattress and quickly ran to it.
"LOOK !" I say as I jumped on it.
He looked confused as hell and started to slowly walk towards me.
"What about it ? It's just a mattress."
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I groan and roll my eyes.
"Yes I see that Finn but have you ever rode one down the stairs?" I gave him this devilish smirk and made him look more confused if that was even possible.
"I'm gonna take that as a no..." I pursed my lips together and slowly nodded.
"Well no duh ! Who even does that for fun ?" He asks.
"People who know how to actually have fun !" I reply back.
He scoffs and crossed his arms.
"Fine."
"Huh?"
"Fine. Show me how people actually have fun"
I small smile plasters on my face.
"Ok. "
He held his arm out waiting for me to grab it.
I looked at his hand and then at him.
I chuckle and grab his arm which helps me stand up.
"Mmm alrighty then !" I yanked him out of the room and brought the mattress with my free hand.
I set the mattress down at the top of the stairs and placed my hands on my hips.
"You go first !" I say as I pointed at the mattress.
His eyes grow wide and instantly says no.
"There is no way ! I mean I can get hurt and get a concussion"
I groan and roll my eyes.
"Alright fine you wuss I'll be right back."
He gives me this confused look but I ignore it and go downstairs to the kitchen. I open the cabinet where all of the kitchen supplies and grab two spaghetti strainers.
After the kitchen I went back upstairs into finns room grabbed two pillows and then went to my room and grabbed some for my own as well as some Duct tape which I found laying around.
"Alrighty I'm back !! Did you miss me my love ?" I ask playing around.
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I pucker his lips with my hands and laugh at how irritated he looks because of me.
He lightly slaps my hand out of his face which makes me laugh even more.
"I'm kidding..." I add.
He shakes his head and finally speaks up.
"What the hell all this for ?" He points towards the items in my hands.
I look down and then look back up at him.
"Well since your a little wusss I had to grab safety duh !" I say as I was already wrapping the duct taping the pillow around his "fragile" skinny body. One on the front and one on the back.
"Perfect ! Wait no one more thing" I bent down and grabbed one of the spaghetti strainers and placed it on his head.
I laughed at how ridiculous he looked with that thing on his head.
"This is safety ?"
"Top notch!" I say while I did this with my hands "👌🏾" (idk)
"Ok my turn ! Don't do it loose ok because then it slips off of my body !" I add
"It's not like it's that skinny"
I gasp and he just laughs.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT BOI ?!"
he laughs even more as he wraps the pillow around me with duct tape.
"I'm kidding ! I love you my love !" He kisses my chick but I immediately react towards it.
I made a grossed out face and wiped my cheek with my hand.
"YUCK ! GERMS! EWWW" I whined.
"Oh shut up you know you liked it"
I give him this I couldn't even explain. It was filled with "are you serious" and "ew no"
"um no no no I did not actually."
He smiles and puts the spaghetti strainer on my head.
Soon that smile turns into laughter.
"YOU LOOK FUCKING ADORA- STUPID YOU LOOK STUPID"
Was he going to say adorable ?
Or am I hearing wrong.
"Ok yap it up !" I yell.
"Oh jeez" he says as he wipes a tear from his face with his finger.
"Ok let me take a picture at least"
I agreed with him and grabbed the spatula and just stood there.
He laughs even more and finally takes the picture.
"OK THERE HOP ON BUDDY YEE- HAWWW"
"Ew don't do that ever again" I say
"You love me y/n."
Finn was the first one to sit and then I sat behind me wrapping my arms around his waist.
"Oh Finnie boi you wish I did...deep down inside you want my love !"
I raise my spatula up in the air and scream "GO"
We pushed ourselves and started going down the stairs.
Finns screams we're funny as hell so I had to record it. I posted it on Snapchat knowing he would see it soon and probably get mad at me later on but at this point it didn't really matter to me.
When the mattress hit the floor it made finn fall causing me to fall on top of him.
How boring.
Jeez.
Idk if you guys notice how every time I have like a bold word of comment like
" it connects with the song. Like the song was called touch and I put it in there.
Ok no ?.
Don't forget to and
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