these are just weird crackhead moments i had with my sister but i'm changing them and making them for a couple????

idk man

and these all happened like late at night

so louis will be my sister in these situations and y/n will be me

i just made these to make you laugh so please laugh i tries

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-in the car, mcdonald's has been gotten, louis has a happy meal and y/n has a regular meal-

louis: *eyes meal skeptically*

y/n: what?

louis: can i have a fry?

y/n: no! you have your own fries! why would i share with you?

louis: how about a fry for a fry *holds out abnormally long fry*

y/n: *takes out shortest fry in the box* sure

louis: *rolls eyes* ok

y/n: but why???

louis: *as if it's the most normal thing ever* i wanted to see if they tasted different

y/n: *laughing fit* but there both mcdonald's???

louis: nO! i was testing happy meals vs regular meals

y/n: *laugh more*

louis: tHe hApPy mEaL iS mOrE soGGy bY tHe wAy

y/n: mAyBe tHatS bEcAuSe iT wAs iN a bOx???

louis: *nods in agreement* *cackles in high*

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- in the bathroom, before bed (so like 12 am), brushing teeth -

louis: *with toothbrush in mouth* *starts singing california girls*

y/n: *looks at him in the mirror* wha are ooh oohing (what are you doing)

louis: *with all the sass* *keeps singing california girls* *throws up peace sign and moves his hand from right to left every syllable*

y/n: *chokes on toothpaste from laughter*

louis: *cackles* *continues to dance*

y/n: *reluctantly joins in*

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- playing among us -

louis: i'm like 90% sure it's millie (partridge) like she's so sus rn like look at her face!

y/n: *is imposter* yeaH look at her she's hiding something

millie: wha—

louis: *types in chat aggressively*

millie: i pRoMisE iTs nOt me!!1!

louis: that's exactly what the imposter would say *shakes head*

y/n: *needs one more person to die and she wins* yeAh!

*everyone voted millie*

louis: i'm sure it's millie. it's gotta be millie it's-

*millie was not the imposter* *various game overs*

y/n: *cackles in evil*

louis: I KNEW IT WAS Y/N

millie: nO yOu diDnT

mom: *from other room* you literally just said it was millie two seconds ago!

louis: yeaaaah, but, before i thought it was millie i thought it was y/n so i was right.

y/n: no—

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- in the car, driving with parents to go see xmas lights -

dad: *has phone call*

*everyone is quiet*

dad: *in work voice* hey dan

y/n & louis: *quietly* dan the man

y/n & louis: *surprise pikachu face*

y/n & louis: *dies of laughter*

mom: shHhhHhhh

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- on the couch, on respective devices -

y/n: *squeals in fan fiction*

y/n: *screams in bisexual*

y/n: *cackles in wattpad comments*

y/n: *cries in wattpad deaths*

louis: wOuLd yOu sHuT uP— *gets hit with pillow*

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- decorating xmas tree -

louis: *plays xmas music* *rocking around the xmas tree*

y/n: that's ironic

louis: *giggles*

y/n: *continues to hang ornaments in an orderly fashion*

louis: *puts four ornaments right next to each other with no room*

y/n: stOp stOP STOP! YOURE DOING IT WRONG!

louis: iTs lEviOooSa, nOt lEvoisArr

y/n: i love you and hate you right now. *aggressively takes down ornaments and keeps them all* since you can't handle putting ornaments correctly, you don't get to do it anymore

louis: whA—

mom: y/n let your boyfriend hang the ornaments!

y/n: but moooommmm my ocd needs to be happy

louis: *snatches box and continues to place ornaments*

rOcKiNg aRoUnd tHe chRistMaS tREe

y/n: IM SO SICK OF THAT SONG

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- y/n trying to sleep (my sister and i share a room bc we don't have enough rooms in our house) -

louis: *rolls over and mattress makes a farting noise*

y/n: *snickers* diD yOu jUst fArT

louis: nO—

y/n: are you ok?? that's was really loud

louis: i didn't—

y/n: i'm pretty sure you did

louis: i hate you

y/n: love you too

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- watching ouat -

y/n: *simping over peter pan*

louis: wHat iS wRonG wiTh yOu

y/n: dark pan is like *chefs kiss*

louis: ok we get it hes the best villain ever

y/n:.... well he kinda is. he's always one step ahead of them and he's such a good character and then rObBiE kAy

*author changes it for louis*

louis: *pouts* well i'll be dark pan soon so

y/n: louis, i love you, but no one can be better than robbie kay

louis: *smacks her with pillow*

y/n: just the facts!

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