we went to starbuck later :) i kept getting on their nerves until they listened to me lmao

i'm so badass

okay seriously this is serious

you're sirius?

i meant serious lol

i wanted to say, you're serious my ass

ha. ha. ha.

you see me clapping? because i am

slowly...

clap

clap

clap

well done, asshole

there's this one stage in friendship when you start insulting your friends

and this is ours

so asshoe

i meant asshole lol

why should i know assyhoes?

are you trying to say i'm a hoe?

are you, assbutt?

so you're now saying i've never had a boyfriend.

yes!

though it wasn't really a relationship, i mean we broke up three days later and never kissed of stuff but still i had a boyfriend and you can't say i didn't

are you my mom or what? because you're acting like her

no, of course not you idiot

but that's how she would react

yeah but she's my mom

because he was a jerk. we were on a date and all he talked about was how he regularly goes out with friends and drink and smokes and how he throws up

the personality he had had two years ago

not this one

seriously

he was such a jerk omfg

i know, why do you think i have a crush?

why would i

it doesn't matter

i know

i just don't wanna say

no sad faces assbutt

DYLAN