"Hey, assbut."

"Because your ringtone is Nicotine and I love Nicotine so I was just kinda listening to it."

"No, it's a song about cigarettes, haha. Of course I know!"

"Having a nice day with your sister, huh?"

"Say hi from me."

"Jesus, haha."

"Ugh, laying in my bed and seeing what's new on every single freaking social network I have an account on."

"Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Wattpad, Tumblr, 8tracks, Pinterest, Weheartit."

"It's a pain in the ass as well, haha. So, what are you, Mr. Assbut, doing?"

"Why did you call me if you were eating, haha? What an idiot."

"What the freaking hell is going on there, Dyl?"

"Haha, oh my god assbutt you're hilarious. Look down at your sweater, assbutt."

"Wha - how do you know I'm wearing a sweater? Oh, god, Ellery you're so paying for this! How did you know?"

"I'm related to Lydia Martin. Just kidding haha, look at your Viber messages."

[picture on the side]

"Man."

"You look cute though. But seriously, wash it off because it looks like you're five year old eating an ice cream."

"Assbutt, haha. I think you should hang up now, we've been talking for ten minutes. This is too expensive."

"But still. Say hi to Ellery. Goodbye, assbutt."