creepin'

dude, it's 2014. who doesn't?

shit. seriously dylan muse sprayberry, i could hate you right now. yes, yes, i absolutely want to facetime you, and everything, but my phone doesn't support that :( so i can't, i'm sorry

same here. i mean i would literally die to facetime you, but it's not possible now. oh well, i guess.

you'd seriously do that? i mean, you're not kidding?

well, um, nothing i guess. sorry. i'm just kinda freaking out right now haha

because you're dylan sprayberry, my idol, someone i look up to, and stuff, and you said you'd call me? i think that's one hella good reason to be freaking out

no

i mean no, i want you to call me. just not right now. it's basically 2am and i'm sleepy and my voice is slurred and i sound drunk haha

oh my god i'm seriously laughing too much right now xd we could be zombies haha you're a special kind of weirdness, assbutt. but that's what makes you special :p

well i did, you dumbass haha. anyway it's getting late, the phone screen's being an ass and seriously light i can't see anymore so i have to go to sleep. so good night, assbutt