"S/n! D/n! Lily!" You yell running after each of your children who each held an item that belonged to you. Your phone, your undergarments, and your shirt. S/n turned around slowly with a wide smirk on his little face as he waved the phone around in the air. "Yah want it?" His blue eyes shined with mischief. "S/n!" "Come and get it!" He yells, and off he goes.

The door opens and shuts, and in walks your mother and father. They stare at you, the children, and what they were doing. "Who the hell are you guys?" S/n asked picking his nose. "Ugh," your father rubbed his forehead. "Just like the father." He turned to leave but your mother grabbed his arm. "F/n don't be so rude."

With a sigh, your father walked over to you and hugged you. "Hey baby girl." "Hi daddy. I'm sorry about all this." You stated grabbing your stuff. "I'll be right with you guys in a minute!" You claim and off you ran to go put clothes on.

The children and your parents just stared at each other. "Where's your mistake of a father?" Your dad asked. S/n growled having d/n hold him back. "No! Lemme at em!" Your mother held Lily in her laps. "Aw you are a beauty." She kissed her chubby s/c cheek causing Lily to laugh. Naruto walks in the house and yells out, "kids! Honey! I'm home!"

At that time you come running down the stairs in a white t-shirt and knee length pants. S/n runs over to his father and hugs him, followed by d/n, then Lily. On realising your parents were there, the Uzumaki gulped and excused himself to go upstairs until they leave.

"Come in b/n." You said opening the door for your brother. B/n entered the house, a neutral face expression. "Yah know, taking time off Iwagukre and visiting you has been a bit of a pain. I need to go back in a week to get back to all the missions I have missed. Then I gotta go visit dad too, and stay for a while. This better be worth it." He ranted.

You rolled your eyes trying not to glare at him. "Whatever."

Two pairs of foot steps come tumbling down the stairs. "S/n! Sintea (Pronounced: Sin-tea-ah)! Come meet your uncle!"

The children skipped over to you. S/n had a small scowl on his face, while Sintea looked excited. "Hi I'm Sintea Uchiha! Nice to meet you!" She beamed. S/n grunted, "whatever."

"Ah, I'm your uncle. Call me B/n." B/n said forcing a smile at s/n. You laughed nervously giving your son a small hit on the shoulder so he would straighten up his attitude. "So..." b/n started.

"What do you guys do for fun?" "I play dolly house!" Sintea said. "I train. Hard." S/n muttered. "Where's Sasuke?" B/n asked you. "On a mission." B/n looked towards s/n. "So you train huh?" He glanced at Sintea. "And you play with your dollhouse?" "Yes!"

He gave a small smile. "You're just like your mother when she was younger, but instead of playing with dolls and such, your mom played with kunais, shurikins, and went on a lot of fake missions for fun." He said to the young female Uchiha.

S/n was fascinated. "That's exactly what I used to do!" "Well look at that. I wonder, where'd you get the girly things from?" Sintea suddenly felt embarrassed. Everyone in her family was serious and did a lot of training, while all she did was play with dolls, pretend to cook, and play dress up. So she hid behind you.

"Aww baby don't be shy." You said running a hand through her h/c hair. Sintea pouted. "What a weakling." S/n muttered. B/n glanced at him. "Hey don't be a jerk to your little sister." The Uchiha rolled his onyx eyes. "Whatever." "I'm sick of your bullshit attitude! You are just like your damn father!"

There Sasuke stood at the door, his mangekyu sharingan activated. Completely annoyed. "What did you just say to my son?"

You grabbed Sintea then covered her small eyes. "N-nothing!" B/n said. "He disrespected me father. A member of our clan." S/n said, a small smirk creeping on to his face. "That is rude." Sasuke bluntly stated.

He walked over to b/n with a smirk similar to his son's. B/n stood quickly getting ready to sprint. "Never mess with the UCHIHA!!!" Before Sasuke could demolish him, your big brother went flying through the window.

"I'm your grandma!" Your mother squealed picking up Hinwari. Hinwari stared at her blankly. Her e/c eyes held no emotion. "I'm your grandpa! Hey kids!" Your father said, smiling brightly at your triplets.

F/s/n (first son's name), s/s/n (second son's name) and d/n stared at your father as well.

You rubbed behind your head nervously. Currently, the six of you were at the beach. D/n walked away. S/s/n picked up some sand and threw it at your father. F/s/n kicked sand at your mother. Hinwari spat on their faces.

They were both shocked. "How rude!" "F/n behave." Your mother scolded wiping off the saliva and sand. Your father did the same. "I am so sorry about them!" You said, grabbing each of their hands. "Apologize to your grandma and grandpa!" You yelled.

"We're sorry we don't like you." F/s/n said. Raising a hand, you smacked him at the back of his head. "F/S/N!" The other three laughed. "APOLOGIZE! ALL OF YOU! NOW!" You screamed.

They gulped. "S-sorry." Neji walked over with seven ice cream cones. He gave your parents a small smile, handing them theirs first. Then he gave ice cream to the children, and finally you. "Hello again Mr. and Mrs. L/n. It's a pleasure to see you two again." "Same here Neji." Your father said.

The children just ignored everyone's existence and chowed down on their ice creams.

Your father picked up Emerald and stared at her. "Are those contacts?" He asked, staring into her shining green eyes. "No." You said for the millionth time. Your brother and sister stared at s/n and d/n's hair. "Are they really ruby red? So curly!" They said. "Yes they are." You said for the millionth time. Your mother stared at Emerald. "Is she really Gaara's child? She looks nothing like him. And she's got your hair."

You groaned. "YES MOM. SHE IS HIS CHILD!"

You got quite annoyed at them repeating the same questions over and over again, to the point you nearly lost it. Gaara smiled at your family. "Nice to see you all again." He said quietly. "You too Gaara!" B/n yelled.

Emerald giggled when your sister kissed her rosy cheeks. "I wanna just eat you all up!" Sis/n squealed. "Me too!" Your mother said, kissing Emerald's forehead.

Your mother gave s/n and d/n gifts, and so did your brother and sister. While your father just cooked for them.

"So how old are you kids?" B/n asked. "I'm 14." S/n and d/n said. "I'm 7!" Emerald squealed. "What are your favourite colours?" Sis/n asked. "Red." They all said in sync.

"Oh. What do you do for fun?" Your mother asked. "I train." D/n said. "I cook!" S/n proudly spoke. "I draw!" Emerald claimed, showing a picture of a puppy for proof. "Aww you are all so adorable. Come on! A picture!"

Your mother said. "M/n! But the camera!" Your father exclaimed, not wanting to take a photo. "I have it." She gave him a smirk. After setting up the camera, you all huddled together to take a family photo.

"Say "SUNAGAKURE" everyone!" Your mother squealed. "SUNAGAKURE!!!"

CLICK!

"I am s/n l/n. I am the only child for my mother and my father. I like to sketch. I don't like going on missions. I got my purple eyes from my father's great grandfather. I got the black hair from my father. The personality from my father. When I get older, I want to become a world wide known artist. I don't like being a ninja. Too much hard work."

Your grandma stared at s/n. "This is what you bring to me y/n? Some living prototype of your mistake of a husband?"

"Granny!" You scolded. S/n scratched his head. Sai rolled his black eyes. "Ugh." Your grandma stood and walked over to s/n. "You are troubled child. Come, let me rid you of all your worries."

"Oh come on grandma!" "Silence." Your grandma scolded. "Lady g/n if I may-" "shut the hell up? Yes you can."

Sai glared.

"Rude old geezer." He whispered. Your grandma placed her hand on s/n's forehead. "Release!" After three minutes, s/n's pupils widened. He started to laugh.

"That dad of mine put me under some weird spell! I am free!" S/n ran towards Sai and gave him a solid kick to his genitals.

"Mother of Christ!!" Sai squeaked going on his knees, holding his genitals.

Your grandma gave s/n a high five. "That's my boy!" She said with a giant grin. You stared from the corner with a sigh. "Why me?"