Peter entered his Dad's lab slowly and laughed at the scene before him. Tony was blaring AC/DC and was covered in grease and dirt, hunched over a machine while Dum-E spun in circles, breaking coffee cup after coffee cup.

Tony turned at the sound of his sons laugh and gave a crooked smile. He was glad Peter was laughing as he had been very glum all day, but clearly Harley had cheered him up.

"What's up kid" Tony asked, ruffling Peter's hair after attempting to clean his hands with a greasy cloth. Peter smiled and shook his head at his Dad's antics.

"Um so our class are having a field trip this Friday and I need you to sign the permission slip. Tony nodded, "sure kid, where's it to?"

"Umm..." Peter was unsure of whether to tell Tony or not. On one hand if he doesn't tell him, Tony can't plan anything, but when he inevitably finds out when peter arrives, it could be so much worse.

So with that in mind, he tells his dad the location and watches a smirk grow on his face, already regretting his decision.

Tony signs the slip immediately and shoos peter out of his lab with various assurances that he won't be embarrassed at all! Peter grumbled the whole way back to his room, knowing nothing Tony said would be true.

The next morning Peter was awoken much the same way as before, with his dad banging on the door, only this time he was granted his 5 minutes. Unsurprisingly, the extra cuddling time with Harley resulted in Peter awaking suddenly 20 minutes late and rushing around trying to get to school in time, while his boyfriend chuckled from their bed.

With a playful glare in Harley direction, Peter sprinted out of the room, waving goodbye to his family and grabbing an apple to eat on the way.

Happy dropped him off with 3 minutes to spare and peter sprinted to home room, running through the door as Mr Graham was closing it with a sheepish smile.

Ned laughed as he took a seat beside him and he shot him a dirty look, to which Ned raised his hands in surrender, still chuckling.

The two boys returned their attention to the front before being dismissed for their first class, English which Flash was unfortunately in.

At first they were left alone and enjoyed the peace, playing hangman and X's and O's and chattering about the newest DC comic that came out that week.

His happiness was shattered however, when Flashed leaned over his desk to whisper, "Hey, Penis Parker, I cant wait for the field trip on Friday so your lie can finally be revealed."

Peter sighed. While many people thought the name 'Penis Parker' was simply a play on Peter's first name, in reality it was yet another dig at Peter's past.

He was promptly ignored and Peter finally tuned into what his teacher was saying.

The rest of the day progressed ok, flash only made his usual snarky comments, occasionally mentioning his 'fake internship' but otherwise it was all pretty tame. He got a punch to the gut in response to a dirty look, but that was the extent of it.

Because of this Peter decided he didn't really feel the need to tell the team about anything so he went home happy.

After a much more enjoyable evening, a successful patrol, and some intense training with Steve and Natasha, Peter went to bed content and unplagued by nightmares.

Harley was relieved to see Peter in a better mood but was still slightly cautious about what had been said with regards to the boy in his class. With this in mind, Harley went to sleep thinking of different ways to embarrass the boy who was making Peter upset and uncomfortable.

The unknown boy was in for it.

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