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After embarrassingly paying the Uber driver extra money for disturbing him with your sloppy kissing sounds, you and Jimin drunkingly make it up to your apartment, where you proceeded to have fun before just resting on your bed in each other's arms. Jimin stroked your ears lovingly, listening to your calming purring sounds and feeling more at peace than ever before in his entire life. With a content sigh, you snuggle more into Jimin's bare chest.

"Baby, wanna know what'll make this night ten times better?" Jimin finally whispers, breaking the silence.

"What?" you murmur, still purring from the pleasurable sensation of Jimin petting and grooming you.

"Whiskey."

You freeze.

"Yeah, you're right. But first, let's shower so we can be all nice and clean." You smile.

"Okay!"

You attempt to pull yourself off of the bed but immediately fall back, groaning.

"What's wrong, babygirl?" Jimin asks, smirking.

"Fuck you, Jimin," you mumble.

"No, I to you. I don't think it'd work from you to me."

"Oh my gosh, Jimin! Just carry me to the bathroom," you pout.

"To you, it's Da--."

"JIMIN JUST CARRY ME!"

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"Why?" you whine while Jimin carried you back into your room.

"Well, you just looked so appetizing, so I couldn't help myself," Jimin explains, making huge gestures with his hands. You flip him off and flick his forehead, emitting a groan from the fox hybrid.

"Since I can't move, you're going to have to get the alcohol, grab the glasses, and also change the sheets all by yourself," you smile smugly and cross your arms triumphantly.

"Wait, okay, I see the drinking stuff, but why change the sheets?" Jimin cocks his head to the side.

"Just change the got damn sheets, Jimin." Jimin scrambles to his feet and darts to the hall.

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"Baby, why don't we do a VLive?" Jimin asks once you both were situated in the clean sheets and were about to fill your empty shot glasses.

"You can still do that?"

"Yeah. I still have my password and shit; they can't really delete it off my phone." You hum.

"Okay," you say after some time.

"Really?!" Jimin squeals.

"Sure, I don't see why not." Jimin cheers and kisses you on the cheek before bouncing over to your desk and setting up his live stream, not caring about the fact that you both were only in robes.

"Let's announce the Sound Cloud and YouTube thingie tonight! Also, let's do the entire thing in Hyrish!" Jimin exclaims. You nod before sitting right off the camera.

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"What's up, guys?" Jimin grins widely once he sees that all of his fans were practically basking in confusion.

"Tonight, my soulmate and I are going to be answering some of you Hybrid ARMY's questions! Also, we have one last announcement."

"'I don't see your soulmate,'" Jimin mumbles, reading one of the comments. "That's because for some reason she's hiding-- Yah! Baby, I didn't go that hard on you!" Your eyes widen. His do, too, once he realizes what the hell he just said.

"PARK JIMIN!" you screech.

"Oh, shit," Jimin curses. "We've been exposed! I need this better than you do," Jimin says grabbing a shot that you just poured for yourself and downing it. Your eyes darken.

"Oop! Gotta dash!" Jimin exclaims before stealing the entire whiskey bottle and sprinting out of your now shared bedroom. You sigh before collapsing into the chair Jimin was just previously sitting on.

"Hi, ARMY," you say awkwardly. "So, uh, I guess I'll answer some questions while we're waiting for Chim to man up and face my wrath," you sigh.

"'How long have you two been together?'" you read. "Hmm, around a month after we first met, he asked me out, so probably around ten, eleven, twelve months now," you answer. "I'll have to go back and calculate the math, but right now I'm too lazy."

"'What type of hybrids are you?' I'm a cheetah while he's a fennec fox."

"'Have you already experienced heat? And if so, did you mate?'"

"Yes, and yes," Jimin smirks, head sticking through the doorway.

"Bitch!" you scream. Jimin snickers. You reach over to your bed and grab a random plushy before chunking it at him, hitting him straight in the face. You face the camera again with a tomato red color on your cheeks.

"Damn, Cooky be betraying me over and over again," Jimin mumbles.

"'When did you two finally mate--' What the hell are these questions?" you whine. Jimin stumbles into your bedroom, already feeling tipsy from the almost empty bottle of Whiskey that he had chugged.

"I-It twas after dat inteo-interview in Califor-ni-a where dat guy was insulting us for no weason! I almost killed dat guy dat day," Jimin slurred, taking another swig of Whiskey.

"Well, ma animal inst-instincts were alweady on high because of your heat and arousal, so I was about to rip his windpwipe out," he shrugs his shoulders as if was the most natural thing to say and moves your off of the chair, plops in it, and sits you on his lap.

"'When did you mark her?'" Jimin reads. "It was after I retwieved her from dat alley."

"'Why not when mating or earlier?'" Jimin closes his mouth and looks down, his ears flattening against his head. You look up at him and slowly take the Whiskey bottle from his grasp and downing it yourself.

"I-It was so they couldn't take her from me again," he whispers. You kiss his cheek and begin to scent him, wrapping your arms around him while doing so. He smiles and buries his face in your neck, licking and kissing your mark.

"Isn't her mark so pwetty?" Jimin asks once he moves his head, turning your head to the side to that the camera could see your mark. Jimin grins at the comments while you scowl at them.

"'What's de other surpwise?' Oh! So, me and Y/N are going to start a Sound Cloud account and YouTube channel where we're going to sing/dance and pwoduce music all in Hyrish! Well, we'll twy to, because we dwon't weally know how to pwoduce music. Perhaps we'll ask H-Hobi for helpp!"

"'What about Yoongi?'" you mumble while reading a comment.

"FUCK YOONGI!" Jimin screams in Korean. "FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK, FUCK, FUCK YOU MIN YOONGI!" he screeches. You cover your mouth to keep yourself from bursting out into laughter.

"I think that's enough alcohol for you, Mr. Park," you giggle.

"Nwo! More!"

"Honey, that's enough--."

The front door clicks. You both can hear it slowly open.

"What the hell?" Jimin whispers, immediately sobering up.

You and Jimin spring from your seat. Jimin's hybrid form changes into a cheetah's and he immediately shifts while you reach into your nightstand drawer and pull out a black pistol that you have just in case.

"Who the fuck is in my apartment?!" you yell, creeping up to the front door behind Jimin, cocking your pistol.

"Chill, you stupid bitch! It's just us!" a voice you recognize as Suho's says, bursting into your bedroom with Jamie following behind him.

"Oh," you say, lowering your gun. Jimin shifts back into his hybrid form with a scowl.

"Damn it, Suho! Now I have to go shoot my gun somewhere," you glare at him.

"Not my fault that you forgot that you gave me a damn key," Suho sasses. Jamie snickers and pats your back.

"Jimin, go change and I'll be right back." Jimin nods and disappears into your closet while you sprint out of the house.

"Jimin, you good?" Suho asks while Jimin's still changing.

"Yeah, I'm good, Hyung. Still upset, but I'll be fine."

"Yo, did you guys mate in here?" Jamie asks. Jimin walks out of the closet and glances at the camera-- which was still rolling-- and glares at the couple.

"Shut up," he growls. Just then, you reappear in the room.

"Whatcha talking about?" you question.

"About that fact that you two mated in here. Speaking of, when were you planning on telling me that you had your first heat while abroad?"

"Dude! Suho!"

"Bitch, we're just stating facts." Jamie hair flips her dreads.

"Whatever." You sit back on Jimin's lap in front of the camera. He pets your ears.

"Didya at least use protection?"

You both freeze.

"Okay, so let me get this straight: you told me to use protection when I first met Jamie, but then you both gonna be all hypocritical and shit and not use it yourself?! What if you get preggers?"

"Then I get preggers," you sass in a 'duh' tone. Jimin snickers.

"Whatever! Give us some of that Whiskey! We're having a party tonight! To hybrids!" Suho yells.

"To hybrids!"

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