《The Slump God (Stokeley Imagines)》Bitch Bhabie
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I was scrolling through Instagram when I got a DM from BhadBhabi
'wtf is this bum ass bitch texting me for'
I hated this ho. Always stealing somebodies man or bitch. Me and Billie had a lowkey relationship before Danielle had to blow everything open with her big mouth
I opened and read her message.
It wasn't even a message, it was a picture of her. But that's not what made my blood boil. It was a picture of her and Stokeley.
She sent a message once she saw that I viewed the picture.
I got ur manz bitch!!! 👅
My blood was HOT.
"STOKELEY CLEVON GOULBOURNE!" I screamed his name at the top of my lungs. I heard his heavy feet thumping down the steps quickly. He stopped at the end of the staircase and gave a worried hum.
"Nigga dont hmm me getcho ass over here before I whoop this bitch" I said
He came from the edge of the steps and walked around the couch and then plopped down beside me.
"The fuck is this shit Stokeley" I said, bringing my phone mad close to his face. He sucked his teeth and pushed his phone away. "She a fan" He said as he began to pull his phone from his BAPE shorts. I snatched his phone and stuffed it in my bra.
"She ain't no damn fan Ski" I said. I only ever called him his stage name if I was mad or sad and right now I was IRATE. He sucked his teeth again and turned my body to face him. He cupped my cheek and was about to kiss me right before my phone buzzed again.
I pulled away instantly and looked at the message.
It was another picture.
'He got his hand on my ass, no cap bitch'
"Oh HELL TO THE FUCKING NAW"
I turned on him quick but the look on his face was pure confusion and just a hint of fear as he saw me.
"Ba-" I cut him off.
"Ima kill this bitch"
Before he could even stop me I stood and grabbed the keys of the table. "Baby, calm down" I spun so quick I was sure I got whip lash.
"Oh so you defendin' this bitch now, SKi" I said with a growl. If I was a cartoon, steam would be coming out my ears and the top of my head would be an explosion like Looney Tunes.
"No I'm not but just think about it, don't do noth-"
"Either you're gettin' in the car to watch me beat this Bitch Bhabie's ass or your sitting here on the couch" I growled out. He knew he wasn't going to win so he just opened the door for me and we walked to the car.
I texted her back.
Drop yo addy Bitch Bhabie
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my phone dinged and I looked at it immediately, the car swerving as I did.
'Who tf you callin a bitch.
It aint my fault he needed sum good
witcho plain jane lookin ass'
Oh
Ski was stretched across the drivers seat, controlling the wheel while I read her text. I moved him out the way and pulled over.
"Your driving" Was all I said as I opened and slammed the drivers' side door. Me and Ski traded seats and I didn't bother putting on my seat belt as I told him to hit the gas.
"I don't even understand why you're doing this. She just wants to start drama" He said.
I shook my head.
He wouldn't get it if I put it in bold letters for him.
"It's not about drama Stokeley. It's about me proving a point.
"And what's that" He said as he pursed his lips, zooming through a yellow light and taking turns.
Goulborne, that's the point. I don't care what anyone says or does- tries to do. You belong to me" I said, my possessive side coming out
He just nodded and sighed.
"But I got a question" I said.
"Mm" He just hummed, which made me blood hotter.
"How the fuck you know where we goin"
He just rolled his eyes. "If I tell you, you gon pop a blood vessel" He said.
My grip on my phone tightened till my (s/c) skin got pale against my knuckles.
"If you don't tell me now, Ima pop a cap in yo ass" I said. My face dead serious as he looked at me.
"I was at her crib before" He said. I was ready to open my mouth but he stopped me. "But it was just for a party. It was before we got together, we was just friends at the time" He said. That made me cool down a little.
I looked down at my phone to see the bitch was on live.
I immediately joined.
"Oh look, the bitch decided to get on my live"
"Shut yo hoe ass up and get ready fo this ass whoopin bitch"
She laughed.
"Bitch I'LL KILL YOU. I'LL REALLY FUCKING KILL YOU " She screamed with a stupid ass grin on her face. "Fucking ho" One of her friends in the background laughed and I just scoffed as I turned to Ski shaking his head with a smirk on his lips.
Baby already knew.
"Please somebody inform me who the fuck this peasant is talking to, Cause Lord kno fo sho that this irrelevant, skin deep, no-personality havin', wannabe black lookin, can't keep a friend or a nigga, raw pretzel stick eatin, "get like me" speakin, still ridin' Dr.Phil wave, built like an albino chipmunk on steroids- *gasp* Immaculate forehead lookin ass Bitch BHABIE ASS HOE! is not talkin to me"
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Stokeley couldn't stop laughing beside me and the live comments were blowing up with laughing emojis and shit that started to make me laugh to.
"bitch shut the fuck up all that talkin shit but you still aint at my house yet"
I scoffed.
"You hit me up lookin fo a fight baby, just cus my husband obeying the law and not speeding don't mean we ain't finna make it" I said, shifting the camera to Stokeley and putting my hand on his durag showing our matching colors.
I used to hate stuff like that but Stokeley got me into it.
"Bitch you know he aint you husband, I got his boxers in my drawer"
I turned the camera back to myself.
"Boxers ain't shit Danielle, you can buy his boxers on ebay if you look hard enough, ho. It's only real if you got one of these"
"Hold my phone baby" I flipped the camera and Stokeley held my phone as he recorded me on the live. I pulled out his prized pink velvet durag and tied it over my box braids. I smiled and held up the middle finger.
"Damn baby" Stoke said as he licked his lips and cheesed as me, showing off his diamond grills.
I grabbed the phone back and flipped it toward me.
"Go ahead bitch, even if them boxers really his and he really did sleep with you, you was just a cheap ass, waaaaaay off-brand, used and disregarded, knock off version of some pussy. I ain't even gonna compare you to me because that's an insult" I said as I felt Ski's hand come into contact with me thigh. I flipped the camera so her and everyone watch the live could see.
"You aint never gonna have shit like Me and Stokeley. Like Juice and Ally, our shit is that Forever Love" I said
I flipped the camera back and read the comments that were for me.
Lil_Ski_Mask : Preach sis
XXXs_DemonZ : Ion even kno why Danielle is even tryna fuck wit their relationship
" Because she a thot and she just want some attention. She know that she becoming irrelevant and the thing that keep her from becoming so is drama"
I kept reading the comments as she kept babbling about how she was gonna whoop my ass. I had to keep my laughter in while Ski made the turn on her street.
JuiceWrld999 : Ion promote violence or nun of dat but you do wat u needa do lil sis getcho respect
"Hell yea big bro. 999 nd 777 Ima expel the demons and hop back on my positive energy" I said responding to Jarad.
Allylotti : Im usually wit J, not promoting violence an allat but Im just sayin if it was me she can catch the fades Step sis
I laughed as I read Ally's comment. "You already know sis"
I flipped the camera and showed her crib. "Open up the door bitch lets get this shit going" I flipped the camera back to myself and gave the live a smile.
I got off live and hopped out the car. I looked behind me to see Stokeley getting out the car too, taking his phone out.
I held my hand over my eyes to shield the sun so I could see him better. "Why you gotcho phone out dummy" I asked with one hand on my hip. "Just gettin ready to record my wife kick some ass" My heart skip more than just a beat when he called me his wife.
"Just know I'ma pull you off if you get too carried away" He said. I nodded as I cracked my knuckles and walked to the door. Ski following behind me.
I banged hard on the door, getting my energy ready. Just remembering the shit she said on live and the photos. I was still a bit mad at Stokeley because he was just cool with her having her tits and ass all over him but whatever. Like I said earlier, we got that Forever Love.
The door swung open and I was greeted with one of Danielle's hood rat friends but I couldn't say too much because I was a hood rat too. But she looked like a fake hood rat, like it was cool to pretend that she was from the struggle.
She looked me up and down and then called out to Danielle.
"Ayo that short bitch from yo live is here" I glared at her. Who the fuck she calling short?!
I pushed past her and into the house, causing her to scoff and start running her mouth but I wasn't listening. I heard Stokeley behind me.
"Okay so, future children, y'all finna see the scary side of momma aight. She finna kick some ass and she finna show y'all why bitches- "I turned toward him and the camera. "Hey babies, it's momma. Just to let y'all know, I do not condone violence in the slightest nor do I cursing" I looked up a Ski who gave me a sheepish grin. "The only time you are to fight is if me or your da- Scratch that, only If I give you permission you're allowed to fight. Knowin Stokeley he'd prolly just tell you to whoop errybody" I said.
He laughed and said "yep"
"Anyways, The only reason you should ever fight is if your lively hood is threatened or if somebody is tryna take your mans. Period.T, baby. All right, I'ma let daddy go ahead and record. I love you babies. "
I said.
"AYO DANIELLE, SINCE YO BITCH ASS WANNA BE FEELIN ON MY MANZ N SHIT, COME RUN MY FADE BITCH" I shouted into her house. I heard her stomping down the stairs from the opposite direction and I turned with my arms crossed ready to whoop her but this sneaky ass bitch-
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