Honestly doesn't know what this is but I enjoyed writing it

Hailee's arm was wrap around my shoulder as we ate the steak and salad we choose as our main dish at our wedding

We were talking and smiling and even tho we had about 75 other people in the room our eyes never left each other except for when we tried not to get food on our clothes

But our sweet talking was interrupted by my brother who had stepped onto the small stage we had. "Hello people" He started with an awkward smile. "I'm y/n's best man or man of honor what ever you want to call it. I'm her brother to but anyway..." He trailed away

"You guys are so like" Hailee whispered in my ear making me chuckle. "The only differences is that he can talk to me with out rambling but start rambling in front of people. While you can talk in front of people but start to ramble in front of me" She was clearly teasing me but she always got a reaction from me

"That is no true. I might have started rambling like a few times but everyone does that" I defend myself

"Okey okey. I think it's cute any way" She says with a smile as my brother starts talking like a normal person

"When I heard that I had to hold a speech I had a hard time deciding on what I was going to say. Should I honor her. Came to the conclusion that she wasn't worthy of that speech yet so didn't do that. Then my thoughts were should I share some childhood memories but then again she was like the perfect child until she was 14. After that. I don't really know" Some how people were actually laughing at him and it totally made me smile knowing that proud smile all to well. "Then I finally decided I was going to share my view of there beautiful relationships and maybe embarrass her on the way"

"This is going to be soooo good" Hailee say as she grins at me and I kinda already want to hide because I know this won't end well for me

"The first to m she told me about this so called angel. That's what she said for real" He didn't even think about starting easy. "I had just got home from a work trip. I had been away for four months and when I got back a honestly thought someone had kidnapped my sister and put a look alike in our house. You see y/n only and I mean only wore black from she was 14 until she meet Hailee. I walk through that door and the person who was there to hug me wore a par of high waisted light blue pants and I white t-shirt. So I asked her what the fuck had happen while I was gone and as always she tried to deny that anything was going on but I'm not that dumb. So she started rambling about this so called angel and it obviously didn't take long for her to spill that they were going out. It indeed wasn't her pants nor shirt and soon the name came to. And let me tell you I was surprised that she one managed to pull someone. Even that is an win when your names is y/n y/l/n and to pull such a good looking person was the second reason I was surprised"

"Hey. Hands of she's mine" I shouted at him and he just smiled at me before continuing

"Then some times pasted. They got together and they kissed and I obviously got all the details but I won't need to share this because y/n has probably told everyone in here already how romantic it was. Then I moved out because well I needed space from my now desperately horny sister and I still remember the this day like it was yesterday. Y/n came running in the door practically screaming 'I'm going to marry her someday' I was both confused and happy but then she told me what had happened and this I'm going to share. Ms Steinfeld was over and y/n went for a quick shower. Y/n was standing naked trying to choose what too wear when Hailee opened the bedroom door. Y/n quickly tried to cover herself while Hailee was totally unbothered but my naked sister. Hailee stood beside her and simply asked what she was going to wear but. y/n didn't answer instead she asked 'I'm totally naked and you act like it's nothing' And Hailee just answered. 'Well it is normal to be naked and it's not like I haven't seen a par of boobs before. Even tho you have very good looking boobs' Then she wrapped her arms around y/n from behind and pulled her into her. Y/n was super fucking horny then and there while Hailee was just trying to be sweet and I'm sorry parents of Hailee and my parents but they have way to much sex for there own good" I was hiding my face was he talked because my cheeks was red as tomatoes. I took a look at Hailee and she had a small blush on her face but she is just as blunt about these kinda things as my brother so I think that's why she isn't so affected by it

My brother keeps taking and when I finally look up Hailee leans over to whisper in my ear. ""

"So fucking horny. I hadn't had sex in like 3 years and your arms around my stomach just does things to me. It's like you could totally squeeze the life out of me but instead to you are so gentle and don't even get we started on leaning back against you can be my favorite things to do" I totally rambled but what ever

"What's so good about leaning into me" She asks and I already know what direction this is going in but who cares it's our wedding we should be able to talk about what we want

"First of all your arms make me feel safe. Like nothing could ever happen to me of your arms were around me and then your boobs feel really nice against me back an it makes me horny 9 out of 10 times. And when I lean my head on your shoulder and you have full access to me neck and sweet spot and it's totally up to you if I'm going to be able to walk properly tomorrow or not. And I totally like the way you press against my ass but no one will ever know that. So don't you dare share that" I threaten

"I won't but I would really like to have your ass pressed into me now so let's dance" She pulls my up and onto the dance floor and it probably looks really funny for me who's in a suit to have me back pressed against Hailee who is wearing a dress but nothing else is normal about us, the wedding or our relationship so why should our dance look normal