《Marvel Women One Shots》~Shorts~ - W.M
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Y/n - Mom are you homophobic
Nat - Number one. You're gay
Y/n - ...
Nat - Number two. I have an asexual sister
Y/n - ...
Nat - Number three. I'm a part of Fury's lesbians
Y/n - *Dying of laughter*
Nat - How can I be homophobic
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Y/n - I'm a girl who's got very specific taste
Y/n - *Looks at Wanda*
Y/n - She's just my type
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Wanda - I feel like doing something stupid
Y/n - Do me. I'm stupid
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Nat - What was plan A
Wanda - Don't fuck your daughter
Nat - And what was plan B
Wanda - Don't fuck up plan A
Nat - What did you do
Wanda - Fucked your daughter
Y/n - I didn't mind tho
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Wanda - Cause you're pretty and you're smart and you're ignoring me. So you are obviously my type
Y/n - I'm sorry what were you saying?
Wanda - Perfect
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Wanda - Remember, murder is never the answer
Y/n - No, murder is the question
Loki - And the answer is yes
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Wanda - You're violent
Y/n - Yea, but I'm short so it's adorable
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Y/n - *Points at a high shelf* Can you take that down for me?
Wanda - So you do need me
Y/n - Be quiet or I'm going to replace you with a step ladder
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Pietro- Wanda, why does everyone thing you and y/n fuck
Wanda - Because we do
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Wanda - There was 36
Peter - No 38
Pietro - I got it to 34
Wanda - What did you get babe
Y/n - Africa??
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Wanda - So what your name
Y/n - Marry
Wanda - And last name
Y/n - Me
Wanda - So Marry Me?
Y/n - With pleasure
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Y/n - Look what I found. Is a picture of the most beautiful woman ever
Wanda - You are just pointing a mirror at me
Wanda - Oh...
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Nat - Why are you ignoring Wanda
Y/n - I'm playing hard to get
Nat - You are already hard to want
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Wanda - I'm dating the hottest Avenger
*everyone looks at y/n"
Y/n - The fuck it got to do with me
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