Just go with the fact that the Black Widow, Hawkeye, Doctor Strange 2 and TFATWS filmed at the same time in Atlanta

I'm a standup comedian. Do a few shows in a city then move to the next. It makes me enough money to live a life and do something I like

Today I have my last show in Atlanta before I take a break and go visit my parents in LA. We are at a bar with a small stage and it's kinda nice. I was sitting at the bar sipping on a beer a few minutes before my show watching the people walk in. One big group of teen people. Sitting down at two tables ordering some drinks.

Soon I found myself on the stage talk. "Hi, for the people who don't know who I am. My name is y/n and I make gay jokes trying to get gay people to laugh. I also want to clear that I am gay and because of this I would like to know which people in the room are heterosexual AND don't miss the and cisgender" And as always it a few probably here with a fried or a partner but then I get over to the big group

"Thank you everyone. Now I would just like to point out this group over here. 5 women 5 men. All the men put a hand up. But only one woman. Now my guess is that the woman with long a lack hair has a muscular boyfriend maybe husband just skip past that. I would like to know why none of you guys didn't put your hands up" None of them speak up making it an awkward silence but a short blonde in the group do

"Well obviously the men can't please anymore while the women can" She say making even me laugh

"I also want to question that guy" I say pointing next to her. "You look kinda fucking bi to me" I say making everyone look over. "Have you ever slept with a guy" He nods at me making me do a quick turn to the other side of the room. "There we have it..." but I am cut of by him. "I don't have romantic feelings for guys"

"Now I feel bad for the gay guy. He must be thinking how did I lose the bi guy"

"He isn't gay either"

"Wait. You guys know each other still"

"They are practically best friend" the guy on his other side say

"So two straight guys fucked each other. Is that's something heterosexuals do?" I asked making the crowed laugh

The show went on and I kept annoying the big group but at least some of them thought it was funny. I soon thank the crowed and walked of the stage. I sat down and ordered a beer to sip on while some guy went up to sing a bit

As I was sipping and of the girls from the group came over. She looked to be around my age with long dark brown hair and a tomboy other fit. She sat down next to me and ordered a beer for herself and a few drinks over to her table

I kept taking small peaks at her because quite honestly she was a really pretty girl. "I can tell you looking at me" She said making me look down. "I don't mind tho. I really liked you show. It was funny"

"Well that's what I aim for" I answer still looking at my glass

"My names Hailee"

"Y/n. Even tho I said it before"

"Do you only do the shows here or do you travel"

"I travel and do a few in one place before I move to the next"

"So where are you going after this" She as smiling at me

"I'm taking a break and spending sometime with my parents in LA" Honestly don't know why I'm sharing this much with a stranger

"We are a few going to LA want to join us" She say with a kind smile.

"I don't want to intrude"

"You won't. Trust me" She stand up and slide a card over to me. "Call me and I will text the information" She gave me one more smile and then walked away. Leaving me staring at the card

"And that's how we meet" I said to our 14 year old son who for some reason asked how me and his mom met. "Have you met someone or why?" I ask making him smile at his feet. "Well you got mamas looks and mom's so they should fall fast" I joke as I shove him into the kitchen to eat with Hailee and our 11 year old daughter