"But I don't want to go Nat" I whine for the millionth time this hour while Nat is trying to get me ready

"It's a . You have to go"

"But no one liked me in high school. I was bullied because I'm gay, because I have a facility and because my grades sucked"

"Well look at you now. You are married to me. I would call myself pretty good looking"

"Your gorgeous babe we have talked about this" I but in making her give me a look to shut up

"I love your dick so get over it. Did you need your grades when Tony hired you. Answer is no. You can buy what ever you want if it's your money, my money or Tony's money who cares it's not going to disappear. So now you put these pants on along with that shirt. I will fix your hair and then you will take an Uber there. I will have my meeting with Fury and then I will come in the Corvette and save you if needed other wise I will join. Now do as your told"

I sighed and start putting my pants on before sitting down and butting my shirt up while she starts to style the short cut hair

Soon I'm sitting in the Uber on my way to the restaurant. I get there and get out standing in front of the restaurant. I recognize a few sitting inside and slowly make my way inside realizing as was the last one to show. "So dick head did show up" Oscar started before I had even sat down his I assume his wife snickering with him

"I thought you said you was married" Jenny continued. "Can't see that whore here"

"She had a meeting with her boss. She is coming" I said sitting down and grabbing a menu to order for both me and Nat

"She's probably fucking him. I mean who meet their boss on a Sunday" I just ignore it know Nat and Fury would die before that happened

Soon I wasn't interesting anymore and soon we ordered. The girl next to me. Nancy. Was here with her husband and back then she didn't talk much and it still was so but we had a small conversation to try to keep things less awkward

And then the door opened and you could hear cameras and screams outside making everyone turn to the door. In walked my wife her hand covering her eyes as she scared the room before starting to walk over to us

I could hear people say things like 'It's black widow' 'She is so hot' 'She's walking over' 'I would do anything to have her on all fours'

I just kept a straight face a stood up when she walked over. I slid her coat of putting it on her chair before I picked her lips and pulled out her chair for her before I sat down next to her interlocking our fingers and considering I was left handed we both could still eat the food that was in front of us

"My wife" I say when I realize everyone is looking

"She would never date you" Oscar spat out

"Well I have a ring that proves we are married"

"This isn't her or you paid her to be here. Prove you are the black widow and that you two are together" He continues

"Well for starters at this table there are 24 men and 23 women not counting y/n and I. Out of those people every man has looked at my ass or chest since I walked into that door. 7 of the women to. 7 dicks are hard and 2 girls are turned on. Want me to point out which once" She says bluntly

"No please" Oscar responds making it obvious that he is one of them. "Still doesn't prove that she is paying you"

"I can't take 50 people in the Corvette but she can literally walk into the avengers compound with out question. She is wearing my shirt right now. And I have her name tattooed on my body. So get over that the girl you bullied for four years actually made it better in life then you did" He shut up after that and some people started talking to me even tho I knew half of them where sucking up to me

The dinner was soon over and everyone started to walk out. Nat handed me the car keys as we headed for the black car we both loved. I unlocked it and opened Nats door but before she stepped in she call after Oscar. "And dude" He turned around to look at her. "Her dick is 9 inches and her favorite activity is to watch while I ride it" She winked at him before getting in as I closed the door and walked over to my side giving everyone my middle finger before getting in and pulling out with a roar from the car

"Fuck I hate them all" I groan

"It's okey" She comforted putting her hand in mine. "They are just jealous"

"Can't believe you was so blunt tho"

"Well I liked seeing people faces when I talk about it like it's nothing" She said with a smile before placing a kiss on my cheek