I was hosting the Oscars. Pretty big deal if you ask me. I had just walked the carpet and had to get set up with a mic and various other stuff.

I was nervous and had been stressed about this day for a mouth even tho my wife tried to calm me down several times with not so much success. She was now sitting in one of the front rows waiting for this things to start. Which would happen in about one minute when Dona Cat opens this night up. And then I have about three minutes until it my turn

Jack my makeup artist goes to fix my makeup for the fifth time and then looks at me. "That suit is so good on you" He says

"I know" I say with a Mike forgetting the show for a second. My suit is all black which is kinda boring but I'm changing clothes sabot three times this night soooo yea.

The suit I'm wearing now is all black as I said but the left sleeve is cut of showing of my arm which is full of tattoos of different things through out my life

The second outfit is a dress which ends by my ankles. It's dark blue and is matched with dark blue heels

And for my finally look for tonight I am going to be wearing another suit which has an open back that will show of my new back tattoo which I have been able to hide from my wife. It's a wolf hiding in a bunch of flowers and I'm obsessed with it. That suit is also black

"You on in 30" Someone say making me zone back into reality again. I fix my posture and Jack gives me a thumbs up

"10" They say and I can hear the music tone down

"Your on" I walk out with a smile on my face as the crowd cheer

"Well it is an honor to be here and welcome to this years Oscar's" They cheer once again

"When I got the call for Thai I thought it was a joke but here I'm standing and talking in front of Angelina Jolie"

"But unfortunately I won't carry one of them gold statues home. I mean didn't we all wish we could have one of them. At least I did. And I might not have one under my name but I have one standing in my house and I couldn't be more proud of my wife"

"And when we are on the topic of family. My parents is sitting somewhere in the back over there" I say pointing. "And then we have my brothers. Probably sitting a bit closer because they have been in a movie or two" I say as they show my bothers Luke, Chris and Liam on the big screen

"And then we have my wife which is a complicated history but she is here and she is sitting front row. Will I tell you guy who? No."

"I was told I was supposed to make jokes and be funny but I don't really think that's my strong suit so be with me tonight and laugh even if it isn't funny"

"Now, onto the first award which is presented by..."

The show continues to pass by and every thing is going smooth even my clothes changing.

"What a love family movie" I say referring back to the movie which just one an award. "And I can't wait to watch that kinda movie with my family"

"I have watched this show since I was little and everyone tried to do something so that everyone will remember their year here. So I thought why not do the same. And I don't want to give anyone a heart attack but you are allowed to shed a few tears"

"So I have this announcement and instead of calling around to everyone I know I thought why not just say it here so everyone finds out at the same time. When my wife" As a picture of me standing in normal clothes in my house comes up. Stains of tears on my cheeks

"That was me last week after I found out...I was pregnant with our first child" I year rolls down my eye as I seek Brie. She is looking shocked probably trying to comprehend what I just said. My brothers is all looking shook and my parents has smiles on their face because well I told them. I can see multiple of my friends crying a bit so I walk down from the stage. Over to Brie who is sitting next to Scarlett and Colin. She stands up and hugs me tight before placing a small kiss on my lips.

I turn to the camera and say. "Who ever is next year. Beat that but now over to todays last award" The camera cuts as the nominations start to roll on the screen. "Are you serious" Brie then ask

"100%" I say kissing her again. "I will see you soon" I place a kiss on her fore head before walking back behind the stage getting ready to end the show in just a few minutes