I was walking to my room phone in my had as I was stopped by Thor. "What can I do for you sir" I said giving him half my attention

"I would like to ask you in a date lady y/n"

"No thank you" I said and keep walking

"Why not" He said Kinda disappointed

"You not really my type" I then walked into my room and closed the door after myself before falling on the bed and starting a movie

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The next morning I was woken up someone being way to loud in one of the other rooms playing music. I sat up to grab my phone but stop when I see an arrow in my wall

I slowly get up and walk over to it pulling it out of the wall. I take the small note off of it and read it. "Look out the window". I roll my eyes knowing what is going to me outside my window but I look at it any way

A sigh that say. "Will you go out with me, Clint"

I just roll my eyes again and walk into my bathroom to take a shower. I then but some clothes on and walk downstairs with a note in my hand

When I get to the kitchen and see Clint a put it on his forehead and keep walking. When he read the note he look at me. "Why not"

"Your not my type" I then grab myself some breakfast and sit down to eat

And this is how my life goes. At this point the boys has asked me out so many times I make it into a a game. Thor has asked me out 111 times the last two years and he is at the top with Clint just behind. Tony is at only 43 and in last if we don't count Vision who has never asked me out but he is with Wanda and is still trying to figure out how that works

After breakfast I went training with Wanda and Nat before taking todays shower number two before walking back to the kitchen but I stop when I hear the boys talking about me in the living area

"Like I don't get it. How can I not be her type" Thor say

"Well you are kinda annoying but like we are seven completely different people and no one is her type" Sam say

"Yea it kinda annoys me" Tony say

"Well what if she doesn't like men" Vision say who probably only know what's going on because Wanda has told him

"That we didn't think of that earlier. She is flirting with Maria all the time when she is over" Steve say

I just leave there knowing they are finally catching on. I start to make myself some lunch when Bucky walk in

"So I now you have to tell me. Why you trying everyone down"

"I heard your conversation with the boys. I know you know"

"So your type is brown hair, blue eyes and about 5 7"

"Doesn't have to be but right now. Yea. As long as they aren't a man" I say as I flip my burger

As we are talking Furt and Maria walk in

"Speaking of the devil" Bucky say

"Who. Me or her" Nick say

"Well speaking about her but you are definitely the devil" You say with a light chuckle

"In the meeting room in five" Fury say and Barns follow because well he hates to be late

"So I heard the rumor that you are turning everyone down" Maria say as you put you burger in a bun

"Well they aren't my type so what can I do" You say shrugging

"Well tell me your type and I will find you the perfect man" She say and you just laugh

"Well we can start of with none-man" You say closing the cupboard and leaning against the counter

"We'll say no more" She say starting to walk out

"Blue eyes" She turn back to you. "Brown hair" She raise her eyebrow."About 5 7 maybe 5 8"

She start to walk closer to you. "Can shot a gun" She is now right in front of you. "And she goes by the name Maria Hill. Can you fix that"

"I think I can" She say before soft lips is on yours. She place her hands on your cheeks and lightly cup them as you wrap yours around her waist

But you are rudely interrupted when FRIDAY speak up. "Y/n y/l/n and Maria Hill Fury want you in the meeting room now"

"Your room after the meeting" She say before pecking your lips and walk away. You quickly compose yourself and grab you lunch before following and apologize for being late as the meeting starts