Hashirama got discharged the same day.

It was about 10pm, and it was one long kinda-summer-like-night.

- You wanna get Taxi?

- Nah I'm good, we can walk.

- Not that you'll faint again...

- I'm telling you I'm fine, Onii-chan.

- Ah shut up.

- Hold my hand.

Madara looked at Hashirama immediately. He thought he heard him wrong.

- Yea what are you looking at? Hold my hand!

And he gave him his hand.

Madara chuckled and held it.

- Why are you smirking like that.

- Since when do you ask me to hold your hand..

- Since I don't know god's plans and want to hold your hand as long as I can? For f*ck's sake maybe you'll die even earlier than me.

And he let out hi childish laugh.

- Baka, don't talk about death.

- You wanna grab something to eat? I'm starving.

- I thought you had to be at yours because your mom wanted you around tonight.

- I called her while I was on the toilet, I told her I was staying at yours. I really can't take anyone right now.

- Well, okay then, we can go eat.

- Oh, oh! Let's head to your place right away! And you'll cook for your walking dead boyfriend! So excited!! Let's gooo!!

- Hey I'll really beat you up if you don't stop with that-

- Death jokes? Come ooon! Be cool now and just laugh.

- No?!

- Uh, yes??!!

- I hate you.

- You love me the most you know that.

- Yea that's true.

- Wh-.. uhmm..

- huh?

- Wha-; okay, what did you just say?

- ????

- Did you just agree with me?

- That I love you the most?

- Yeah.

- Yyye- wait.

- Aha?!

- Have I not told you this before...?

Hashirama's eyes fired up.

- You dumb b*tch OF COURSE YOU HAVENT TOLD ME YET!

- IM SORRY! I FORGOT!

- YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME YOU LOVE ME?

- WELL WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME FIRST?

- YOU'RE HOTTER YOU GOTTA SAY IT FIRST!!

- DID YOU JUST- WHAT?! IF YOU LOVE ME, THEN JUST SAY IT BAKA!

- WELL I LOVE YOU!

- AND WELL I LOVE YOU TOO!

so.. they kinda just told each other they're in love but.. k-kinda strange way.. and place..

- I mean I literally told you today that If you left me my life would be pointless again.

- Yea but it didn't directly said " i love you " did it?

- Yea but I thought you'd get it that I'm in love with you. I mean.. isn't it obvious?

Hashirama saw Madara's building, they were already near.

- I mean, yea it is obvious how much you care about me but.. like, - ugh, i don't knoow!

- I mean, does it have to have words said? Because even if you never told me you loved me, I would already tell that you do..

- ... you would..?

- Yea silly!

- I mean- ... like- uugh!! Okay! Okay! You got me.

- I just thought it was kind of- I don't know- like, extra..? To name our relationship those 3 words..? All I really wanted i that you'd.. feel it.. not just hear it.. I mean i know how annoyed I look sometimes when you just WILL NOT shut up and just continue to talk and talk and talk - Hashirama smirked - but if I genuinely didn't want to hear, I'd just tell you.

- You literally tell me to shut up everytime.

- Well, do you??????????

- OH SHUT UP UCHIHA'S BRAT.

- NOW THAT'S M Y LINE "HASHI".

- DID YOU JUST-

- YEA I SURE DID!

They got to the door.

- Look.

Madara turned to Hashirama before going in.

- If that's what you wanted to hear, that i love you, I can say it anytime you want me t-

- say it.

- You didn't even let me finis-

- Well, dont need to. say it.

Madara went in and turned around.

- Please come in, and I love you with my whole being.

- Okay only " i love you " is enough otherwise it'll get me sexually charged if you add some cute things like that.

- Well, maybe I'm tryina score tonight?

- That' Happening anyway, just not now please I really wanna eat.

- I know that you wanna eat, that's why I'm tryina score......

- Madara, I bite things when I'm hungry.

And Madara's face went a little disturbed.

- Okay maybe I'm not tryina score right away...

- That's right. Now, give me food. And give me some home clothes. And let me shower too.

- Oka-

- Oh, and let me PLEAAASE let me be the top tonight.

- wHAT?

- DONT YOU FU**ING DARE TO SAY NO, I'M LITERALLY DYING!

- IF YOU DON'T S H U T T H E F U C K U P ABOUT THAT CRAP RIGHT NOW-

- THEN LET ME BE THE TOP!

- ugh, I hope I won't kill you first before your cancer does.

And he knew he just darkened the humor waaaaay too much.

- oh my god baby I'm so sorry that was- I don't even know- It just; like, came out..

- Decided, I'm the top.

- Okay, yes you can have it. I'm sorry again.

- And I'm the top the whole night.

- WH-

- OBJECTIONS?????????????????

- n-no.

- Good boi i love you.

- But like, what you gonna do being the top the whole time? Do you even know the top moves?

- I watch gay porn.

- woa woa woaH you what?

- Just kidding dummy. I don't know, you'll train me then If I'm out of moves.

- Oh baby I'll show you those moves over and over again if you want me to.

- I hate how hot you talk sometimes.

They both chuckled.

And Hashirama really was going to be the top.