- what the hell did we just do? - mumbles sober me after whole night sweating.

- well, not babies for sure. - Hashirama laughs while putting his clothes on.

- you're gonna wear all of those on that sweaty body?

- why, does that turn you on? - he smirks.

- more like a turn-off though.

- y-yea well! Sorry Mr, i never knew i'd end up f*cking you so.

- we all know who really f*cked whom though, heh - and i smirk out of victory.

- now now look who's feeling his powers.

- hey you know abou-

*phone rings*

- ugh, hold on a second.

- Heyy

- Okay you, me and that cute boyfriend of yours: next week we can-

- woah slow down..

- NO! so anyways next week we can get wasted.

- what? how's that.

- well you see i don't owe you an explanation so yea that's that. Let's just be at your place around night.

- what's the occasion? I mean i-

- CAN YOU JUST.....????!!!!!!

- sh-shut up! H-how the hell am i even supposed to know if he's down for it?! - i whisper shouted.

- simple: "Madara hung up on Sara to fulfill his mission. He then afterwards called his fiancée to ask if he wanted to get wasted with his best friend and he said yes and end of story!" Sounds good doesn't it?

- you're a joke, Sara..

- Oh it's Sara? Heyyy!!! - he screms from the other end of the apartment.

- d-did I just hear-

- no you didn't.

- but i did!

- but you didn't!

- HE'S THERE? WHY IS HE THERE? MADARA IT'S ONLY 7AM IN THE MORNING WHY IS HE WITH YOU OH MY GOD DID YOU GUYS HAVE S-

- well if it's only 7am in the morning then why the HELL DO YOU CALL?!

- BECAUSE IF I DON'T CATCH YOU AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE YOU JUST BAIL ON ME ALL THE TIME!!!

- WELL MAYBE BECAUSE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS GETTING DRUNK!!!!!

- AND HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!

- what?

- what?

- what so you mean "what"?

- Madara, let's just stop this right there.

- yea for the best.

- Anyways say hi to him from me and facetime me RIGHT AFTER he leaves i warn you i'm not kidding.

okay that's scary.

- y-yeah.. ugh go now go, he's leaving soon anyway.

- okay great!

- okay.

- say uh..

- ..??

- so how long does he have?

*Madara hangs up*

- sigh

- how is Sara?

- oh she's uh.. fine.

- what were you talking about, everything fine?

- yeah, she just uh.. she just asked me if the three of us would uh.. y-you know, "get wasted" haha - and i laughed awkwardly.

There, the kinda look i hated to see coming. Kinda like:

- you uh... alright over there? Is this too awkward for you?

I guess you can figure out the face.

- i mean, it shouldn't be and it ! But i don't know, i mean i had a hell of a time last night but i think it was just.. you know, I was so drunk, i don't even know if i'd say a yes to that when I'm sober.

- are you sober now?

- well yeah?!

- good.

He started walking towards me with the walking style i admired: shoulders & chest up front, his long legs moving manly, and his head kept so that his eyes would meet yours in a smooth way - don't know how to describe it any better, haha.

- then tell me this,

He was a little bit taller than me, so as soon as he stood in front of me pretty and i mean

close, I felt like i couldn't swallow my own saliva.

- tell you what?

I tried to keep it cool..

- tell me if you wanna get that sweat off of you with me.

...??????!

- well, kitten?

- who the f*ck are you callin-

Taller than me or not, who cares?! I grabbed him by his t shirt on chest and pulled him closer to me.

- I thought i showed you who's the kitten last night.

- you did? All i remember is... hmh, let's see... oh right! "Damn you, Hashirama"

I smirked.

- you were saying something about getting cleaned up huh? - i at the same time started undoing my belt.