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I just met a girl over the phone
um
Score?
YES SCORE SHE IS ADORABLE
I know i should be asking why you're talking to strange women over the phone but instead I'll ask, what's her name?
Lizzie
It's short for Elizabeth
well duh
It's always short for Elizabeth
And you texted this woman why?
I tried to text you and got the wrong number
...
I've known you for 12 years and you still don't know my phone number
Are you kidding
MY THUMB SLIPPED JENSEN
OH SURE
BLAME IT ON THE THUMB
okay but the reason I tried to text you is because I tripped down the stairs and I can't get up
why can't you get up?
...
because the floor is clingy
WHY DO YOU THINK
I SPRAINED MY ANKLE YOU DUMBASS
WELL CLARIFY NEXT TIME AND WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM
okay no but seriously it's starting to swell come help me
on my way
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