《Texting Dylan Wilde》06
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Dylan :)
hey there Dyl Pickle
how is your day going?
mine is going absolutely wonderfully thank you for asking!
because I got a black coffee with 2 sugars from your dear friend Isaiah who has been sworn into secrecy of what my identity is, or may his manhood rest in peace.
Ha! Loser!
I wouldn't be so sure.
Dylans Pov:
(Isaiah
Isaiah
Bro I can't tell you that.
She threatened to cut my ball off then tell the whole school.
Yeah. I didn't know she was 19 I thought she was our age honestly.
Did I know just say that you fucking dumbass? Yes she's hot. Like seriously hot. Like I'd hit even though she's fucking 3 years younger.
You jealous? ;)
So you're jealous.
Ha! No fucking way. I never thought I'd see the day that Dylan Wilde liked a girl.
Why?
Your girl?
You mean 'babe'?
Ok fine. I'll ignore all Brits at all costs.
Shut up go text 'your girl'.
Okay. I'll figure my shit out. You go figure yours out.
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