《Texting Dylan Wilde》01
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Postmates guy(John)
hey john! could u just leave my order on the porch?
Damnit, sorry postmates delivery guy, i couldve sworn your name was John
So who has my sushi then?
ur no help
well if ur not John what's ur name?
ok then I'll call you john.
feisty. I like you girlie!
Oh my god... YOURE SOME OLD PERV ARENT YOU
cool! I'm 19
UGH I FORGOT TO FIGURE OUT JOHNS NUMBER! HE JUST RANG THE DOORBELL
John was cute in his picture and I didn't want to get ready
fyi dude i'm a girl, and straight not that my sexual orientation has anything to do with you or that you should judge people if they're straight OR gay.
has anyone ever told you that you're extremely dry?
consider this a third. well I gtg eat my sushi from John! have a lovely night old perverted guy!
you changed Postmates guy(John) 's name to Old Perverted Guy!
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