All the sides but Remus were hiding and debating in Logan's room what to do about Remus.

"I say we just give him a taste of his own medicine," Virgil shrugged.

They all agreed (Patton very hesitantly).

After a few more hours the plan was set in motion.

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"Hey Remus!" Patton greeted in the hallway.

"'Sup daddy," Remus responded.

"I uh- I have- I've got a question-" Patton replied, falteringly.

"Oh? Shoot."

"Wh- What- Uhm- What would you do if no one actually liked you 'cause of what you represent..?"

Remus laughed. "Oh, that's silly, life would be as usual of course!"

Patton watched in horror as the other walked away laughing.

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"Hey bro," Roman said after supper. "I've been thinking, what if intrusive thoughts were literally the worst thing ever?"

"Life would be as usual," Remus responded casually. "I'd love to chat more, but I've got some frogs to dissect!"

Roman watched in terror as Remus skipped off.

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Virgil walked upstairs and knocked on Remus' door, opening it immediately after. Remus looked up at him from his bed in confusion.

"Patton told me to come invite you to movie night," Virgil explained.

"Okay well no I'm busy," Remus replied.

"Do I wanna know what with?"

"Nope!"

"Gotcha," Virgil stated, turning to leave before stopping for a minute.

"One more question.." he started, Remus humming in acknowledgement. "What if we ignored you all the time?"

"Life would be as usual," Remus replied immediately. "Now you should go, you'll be late to movie night if you don't."

Virgil just stood there a minute before walking away out of shock.

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Remus had burst into Janus' room about a half an hour ago, and was currently ranting about his new idea.

Something to do with strippers being fucked by sharks? Janus wasn't sure.

"Stop, stop," he interrupted him. "What exactly would you do if you had to put up with stuff like that all the time like we do? Those thoughts, they bother us to hear- What would you do? What if they bothered you too?"

Remus just shrugged, standing up and heading towards the door. "Life would be as usual. But, as apparently I'm bothering you, I'll go."

He left, leaving a shell shocked Janus behind.

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Remus popped up in Logan's room.

The logical side, being used to this, looked up from his book, setting it down, and looking up at him.

"Yes, Remus?"

"I have another question!" Remus chirped happily.

"What would happen if none of your questions could even be asked, let alone answered?" Logan replied.

"Well I mean life would be as usual," he said, before continuing. "Anyway-!"

As Remus rambled Logan was stuck thinking about what he had said.

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"We should confront Remus about this," Logan stated.

Everyone responded with varied murmurs of agreement.