Remus walked into Janus' room, not bothering to knock, calling, "Yo Double Deeeee!"

To immediately see him making out with Patton who quickly left.

"Oops- Anyway, I had a question, then you can go back to sucking face with daddy-" Remus said.

Janus flushed red but muttered, "Fine, hurry up."

"Okay! What would you do if someone suddenly knew every single time you lied?"

Janus' eyes widened.

"I'd die!" he exclaimed dramatically. "Plus that's not even possible- Is it possible!? Wait why are you asking, has that happened!? Why would-"

Remus left to let Janus freak out on his own.