《Sanders Sides Stuff I Guess》Existential Crisis: Logan Edition
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Remus skipped into the living room and plopped down onto the sofa next to Logan.
"Hey nerd I gotta question!" he chirped.
"What is it, Remus?" Logan asked, exasperated. He was used to this by now.
"Is lava wet?"
"Well see-..... What?"
"Is lava wet!"
"I..... Will be..... Right back..... Please excuse me."
Logan quickly stood up and hurried up the stairs, Remus cackling the entire time.
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"Logie!" Patton called, knocking on the logical traits door. "It's time for supper! What're you doing in there?"
After a few minutes Patton opened the door and walked in out of concern, to be greeted by the sight of Logan sitting on the floor in the middle of his bedroom.
Surrounded by books and what looked like a million different tabs open on his laptop, with Logan's singular explanation:
"I S L A V A F U C K I N G W E T ! ?"
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