《Banyo King》Si Kulot
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Sa isang bago, malinis, at magandang public restroom, naabutan ni Banyo King na umiihi ang dalawang lalaki sa urinal. Sa hilera nila, may tatlong urinal. Pumuwesto siya sa unahang urinal, katabi iyon ng mama, na nasa middle age na. Ang isa naman ay nasa late 30's. Matangkad siya at kulot ang buhok.
Silang tatlo lang ang naroon sa loob, kaya naramdaman niyang may kakaibang nangyayari sa dalawa. Nang tiningnan niya ang dalawa sa mata, tila may mensahe silang ipinadala, lalo na't sumilip sa ari niya ang kanyang katabi.
Hindi siya nagkamali. Sumasalsal sila nang sabay. Nakita niya pa ang kanyang katabi, binabati niya ang maliit niyang pagkalalaki. Agad siyang tinayuan, hindi ng balahibo, kundi ng ari. Hindi na rin siya maihi, kaya binati na lang din niya ang kanya.
Nagsabay-sabay silang sumalsal. Naunang labasan ng tamod ang katabi ko. Nang may pumasok na. Umalis na sila sa urinal. Since nakatalikod naman ang bagong pasok, hinawakan ni Banyo King ang puwet ng mababang lalaki, bago sila nagtabi-tabi sa lababo para maghugas.
Hinintay nilang lumabas ang lalaki, kaya matagal din silang nagkunwaring naghuhugas.
May pumasok pang iba, kaya pumasok muna si Banyo King sa cubicle. Nang lumabas siya, wala na ang mababang lalaki. Naroon pa rin ang lalaking kulot. Nagtama ang mga mata nila. Nagkaroon ng iisang plano.
Bumalik sila sa urinal. Si Kulot na, nasa dating puwesto na ni Banyo King. Nagtabi sila at agad na nagbati ng mga ari nila.
Since, walang tao, sinalsal ni Kulot ang sa kanya. Sa kaunting bati, lumabas ang malapot na likido niya nang walang nakakita.
Gusto sanang ipabati ni Kulot sa kanya ang sandata nito, pero may pumasok nang janitress. Nagpupunas-punas siya sa lababo. Kaya, pumasok muli siya sa cubicle para ayusin ang pantalon niya. Nasa kamay rin niya ang tamod dahil pinahid niya iyon mula sa kamay ni Kulot.
Nang malinis na, lumabas na siya. Wala na roon si Kulot.
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