《The 7D: Aim To Please》Miss Honeydew and The Jollywood Council
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The next morning, Miss Honeydew and The Jollywood Council appeared at the castle.
They went to The Royal Bedroom.
"Hello and good morning, King Bashful." said Miss Honeydew. "I'm sorry to wake you so early, but--"
(She sounded like Sharon Marsh from "South Park")
She was licked in the face.
"Your highness!" said Miss Honeydew, feeling outraged and offended.
They discovered that Dopey was under the covers sleeping like a baby angel, instead of Bashful.
"The King is missing!" said Miss Honeydew. "Find him!"
"Yes, malady." said Head Of Jollywood Council.
(He sounded like Father from "Codename: Kids Next Door")
Meanwhile, at the kitchen, Bashful was in his normal clothes, instead of his royal attire, making breakfast.
Then The Council went in the kitchen and found Bashful.
"You! You, boy!" said Head Of Jollywood Council. "Have you seen the king?"
"Um, here I am?" said Bashful, completely confused.
"Oh, so sorry, Majesty. I didn't recognize you." he said. "What on Earth are you doing? A king NEVER prepares his own meals!"
"There are RULES about breakfast?" asked Bashful.
"Of course, there are rules about breakfast." said Head Of Jollywood Council. "Now come along, let's get you out of these clothes."
(Cut to Miss Honeydew with the 6D)
"Now, 6D, you need a new member to make you the 7D again." said Miss Honeydew. "Which is why I called upon my only daughter, Spastic, to take Bashful's place."
And then she left the room.
Spastic had spanish orange hair (one side of her hair in a ponytail, the other side in a braid), spring green eyes, and freckles on her cheeks.
She wore a poppy red shirt, a blush pink-and-aquamarine vest, and a lavender-and-purple striped skirt.
"Hello, 7D!" she said.
"Hi-Hello!" said The 6D.
Dopey was blushing and a little lovestruck.
"Um, hi." said Dopey, shyly.
"Hello, Spastic." said Happy. "Tell us about yourself."
"Oh, I love painting, magic, and especially... animals." she said.
(Me too!) Dopey thought. (I wuv painting, magic, and aminaws, too!)
"Um, how owd are you?" said Dopey.
"I'm 15." said Spastic.
(Me too!) Dopey thought again. (I'm 15, too. She's so pwetty! I hope she wikes me.)
Then Spastic giggled and said "You're very cute, Dopey."
Then Dopey fainted and passed out.
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