《fb's & sav's lit gc》groupchat 6
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sammywilk 🤑 : hey fuckers and savv 💖
skatemaloley 🚬🚬 : who tf you calling a fucker ?
swazz 😛🍯 : I'm asking myself the same thing 🙄
dillionrupp 🤓 : if anything your a fuckboy @sammy
jgilinsky ✈️ : agreed ⬆️⬆️
jjohnson 🌟: I second that 😌👍🏼
dluh 🍆🍆 : where is savvs ?
tez 🤡🤡 : yea where is my bestfriend?
swazz 😛🍯 : haven't heard from her all day
sammywilk 🤑 : lets all text her ...
15 minutes later
jgilinsky ✈️ : has she texted any of y'all back ?
skatemaloley 🚬🚬 : no nothing
dluh 🍆🍆 : same still on delivered
jjohnson 🌟 : nada
tez : she always answers something must be wrong....
swazz 😛🍯 : let's meet up at her place to see if she's there I'm already in my car
dillionrupp 🤓 : yea lets go 👣👣
sammywilk 🤑: I'm already at her house does anyone know where her spare key 🔑 is ?
baby2K 😊 : in the third rose to the left of her door ....
skatemaloley 🚬🚬 : look who decided to make an appearance
baby2K 😊 : the reason she is not answering y'all fucktards is because she started her period and is dying in her room watching Grey's Anatomy.
sammywilk 🤑 : that explains a lot
dluh 🍆🍆 : we all know what this means everyone this is a game changer
30 minutes later
savvym 😛🍑 : omg thanks you guys so much I love y'all all so much
savvym 😛🍑 : thanks tez and Hayes 💖
tez 🤡🤡 no problem bestfriend 😌
baby2K 😊 : anytime 😊
savvym 😛🍑 : thanks skate and Derek 💖💖
skatemaloley 🚬🚬 : anything for you lil mama 😋😌
dluh 🍆🍆 : anytime baby mama 😊😍
savvym 😛🍑 : thank you jacks 👍🏼👍🏼
jjohnson 🌟 : no problem 😊💖
jgilinsky ✈️ : anytime just yelp for help 😂😭💖
savvym 😛🍑 : Dillion your amazing 😍😍
dillionrupp 🤓 : anytime anytime 😛😌
savvym 😛🍑 : but sammy and swazz for the win
sammywilk 🤑 : only for you babygirl only for you 😌💕💕
swazz 😛🍯 : give you everything in the world if I could 💕😍💖😭
savvym 😛🍑 : couldn't survive without you guys 💕💕 now come back over and help me eat all of this food
dluh 🍆🍆: wtf she's offering to share her food someone call an ambulance
savvym 😛🍑 : stfu it's a one time thing now y'all hurry up and get over here 😂😊
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I was Born the Unloved Twin
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8 186Lobotomy Corporation: Second Wave
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8 161Memories of the Bean Times
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8 120moondrop x reader
😈 this is a joke 💀
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