of course, the ever so brave and reckless bakugo was the first to try and guess. not really caring, he asked the homeroom teacher, "is it present mic, or something?"

aizawa nearly choked on his apple juice as he shook his head. "where did you even get the idea that i was gay?"

todoroki and yaoyorozu, although curious, decided not to partake in the small event, deeming it useless and unworthy. mineta was next to go up to aizawa. "i know who it is! with how hot her body is, it could only be midnight right?"

"no." aizawa deadpanned. mineta shrunk to the floor in defeat. the other students were stumped not really knowing who else aizawa would be willing to spend the rest of his life with.

the class huddled together and tried to guess who it could be, and aizawa only rolled his eyes and resumed to retreat in his sleeping bag.

"who else could it be?"

"maybe miss joke?"

"maybe, i mean, mr. aizawa said himself that he and miss joke worked together often."

"but like, isn't miss joke and mister aizawa's love one-sided? i don't think mister aizawa is in love with her."

"one of you should go up and ask."

"i'm not doing it."