CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

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with: gogh gogh squeeze, toe bee, kate winslut, and token lesbian

well boys we've done did it

Done what

kate knows

titanic got like 14 oscar noms

including a best actress

nod for the loml

Thought that was Harry

fake news, kate is the

only woman for me

good thing harry is a man

Wait back to Kate

CONGRATS PAL

You deserve it the movie is fire

definitely won't win but

im happy to be included lol

we love a talented and

humble queen

Kind of surprised you

didn't get a nom Gogh

I feel like this is because

you peed in all those plants

at the Oscars after party

Damn you're right

let's pretend that didn't

happen okay

lmao WHAT

WHEN

How didn't you hear about this

This was the year he took me

as his date and then we lost him

at the afterparty for like 3 hours

in retrospect i should not have

drank as much as i did

*smoked as much

I found him high as fuck

trying to pee in every plant

at the party

okay yes that is all true BUT i

did get an impressive 12 pants

fertilized just saying

And now you will never win

an Oscar

that's life man

im probably just gonna go

fuck off for a while after this

anyways no one is gonna hire

me until the whole gay shit

tamps down

Gonna go on tour with Harry?

yeah, maybe ill actually

go to college too idk

gotta lotta time to think

about stuff

I have 5 papers and a play to write as my finals over the next week but I came out my hole for a hot second to post this. Expect the rest of this story to be finished by Christmas time, there's only two chapters left and they're more or less finished. Big question though: I am thinking of doing a little bonus chapter with all of the jokes and things I had planned on using but couldn't find a spot for. If I do that, are there any requests??