my new years resolution

is to fuck harry styles

keeping it realistic i see

GOGH AKKERSDIJK HAS IT ALL. Well, kind of. If you ignore his horribly unpronounceable, very Dutch name, and being so far in the closet he's almost managed to find Narnia, Gogh is doing pretty amazing. For starters, he's one of the most recognizable and sought after faces in Hollywood, he's finally moved out of his parent's house, and he has a feeling that his newest movie— Titanic— is going to do pretty well at the box office.

And then he drunk messages Harry Styles.

As he and Harry (and the release date of his movie) draw nearer, Gogh is compelled to come out for real. But with his managers and the film studio breathing down his neck and another movie on the line, Gogh might have to sit down and get comfortable, because he and his closet seem like they're about to become awfully familiar.

im flattered, really

played by himself

harrystyles

harrystyles

notharry

why couldn't i have

just sent a dick pic?

played by young!leonardo dicaprio

gogh

gogh

letsgogh

you didn't even want a

boyfriend and you got one;

where the heck is mine?

played by avan jogia

arjun

arjunevans

erjune

being gay was probably

the best decision of my

life... you should try it

played by hayley kiyoko

erintanaka

erintanks

lesbianjesus

lets discuss this problem

over a bowl and some grilled

cheese... who else is in?

played by zendaya

weylan

moorelan

alltheweyup

tobey maguire,

kate winslet,

sara gilbert,

lukas haas,

ella purnell,

jeffrey dean morgan,

various celebrities,

super gay... it's subtext

theme : medicine by harry styles

by keiynan lonsdale

by saint motel

by sam smith by

harry styles by

glass animals by tyler, the

creator by catfish and the

bottlemen by børns

lgbt+ themes, drugs, under age and over age drinking, sexual stuff, vulgar language

because they are my favs

&&&

anyone who loves harry

I saw Harry in concert and this fic (which

has been sitting in my drafts for 2 months)

was immediately resurrected when he sang

Medicine and made me cry lmao. Also don't

@ me I know Harry isn't really friends with

the people I've decided to make him friends

with but that boy is an enigma and I'm too

lazy to figure out who he'd be friends with

April 23, 2018

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