"Okay... firstly, nobody does that and secondly, yoU should definitely go and talk to him, maybe you could date someday."

"WHAT, NO, I COULD NEVER ASK HIM OUT, I would totally embarrass myself, oh no what should I do... oh wait. Jisung."

"Yeah?"

"You called that honey-haired lifesaver handsome... sO YOU LIKE HIM!!"

"If I call someone handsome, it doesn't mean I like him."

"But you like him."

"I'm not saying I don't."

"oH SO YOU DON'T DENY IT."

"Why shoul- well shit."

"Language my dude, and lmao I thought you would deny it but you straight up gave me an answer."

"More like gay up."

"That's okay, we all gay here."

"But what if the handsome lifesavers aren't."

"Well, there's only one way to find out."

"Oh my god, Jeongin when did you become an expert in this, last time I checked out you were 18 and you never dated anyone lol."

"I'm still 18, but I started reading fanfictions so I know how it works."

"Yeah sure, but I hope you didn't read smuts, you're too young for that."

"...do you know the name of your handsome honey-haired lifesaver?"

"Don't avoid the question."

"You haven't answered my question either."

"Well okay, I don't know his nam-"

"wHY DIDN'T YOU ASK FOR HIS NAME."

"I DON'T KNOW, I FORGOT."

"HOW CAN YOU EVEN FORGET THAT."

"IT'S NOT LIKE I FORGOT MY NAME."

"WHA- do you even know your name?"

"OF COURSE I DO, hEy, show me some respect, I'm still older than you."

"We're only ONE year apart."

"YES BUt... oh wait, Jeongin?"

"Yes?"

"I think we forgot to get the drinks."

"Oh no."