《Simply lucky(Bat girl/Barbara Gordon x male reader)》"Rescue"
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I open my eyes to see I'm in a room with others I try to get up but I realize I'm confined to the chair. "What the?" I say to myself till I hear my name. "Yn?" I look to see the commissioner and a few other cops and civilians. "What going on?" I asked him. He looked at me with a sad look. "The Joker" he said.....just hearing his name you know something bad is going to happen............... "we're fucked?" I said bluntly
He chuckled "sorta" he said then we hear..............well you probably already know.
"Oh jimmy what are you laughing at" joker said revealing his twisted smile.
"Nothing Joker" Jim Gordon said
"Ok jimmy I'll let you go this time" the joker said suddenly Jim was punched in the face. I look to see Harley Quinn.
"You better not be liking to my puddin" she said "oh Harley come on we have lots to plane since the bat ain't here" he said and left with Harley............ the room was deathly silent.
"Odd couple" I say out loud getting a silent snicker from the hostages. "Ok what do we do know" one of them said. Me and jim sighed
"As far as I know...........nothing not until one of the hero's get here" I said
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I look at tim. And smile
"Ok let's go" I say as a gate opens and a bunch of jokers goons run at us. "Ha ha ha welcome to the ranch boys and girls! Today is all about earning your wings. Let's see if they can rescues Gotham's finest before it's to late. Tic toc tic toc we'res Gordy!" We hear the jokers voice through the speaker. We beat down on the thugs. "Try harder you meat heads beat the side kicks!" Harley said through the speaker.
We finished off the last goon and proceeded to Jokers location. Me and Tim grapple up from tram to tram. We see a hostage sitting with guards watching him. I grapple over there without being Sean. I look at Tim who's is also hanging on a rail. I take out a small hacking device and distract the sniper with some noise. I then did a ledge takedown.
I go over to the hostage and untie him. "Is there any others" I asked the officer. "Ya cops and I guess Harley felt like grabbing a civilian..........please hurry" the officer said me and Tim looked over to We're the tram was going to end at and see............ A ROCKET HEADING THIS WAY! Tim grabs the officer and we jump to safety. As I jump I glide to a platform. I go to my com . "Batgirl you ok?" Tim asked "Ya just a scratch....how's the hostage?" I asked "shaken up.....he said the joker ambushed them in JCPD and took Gordon and his men.........hold on he said that apparently Harley decided to get him a gift and got a guy as another hostage." He told me. "Ok I'll get them" I said "I'll be there soon" he said I got off my com and proceeded to move around the jokers "play pin" I find another hostage surround by three armed guards I take out my hacking device and tune out the lights giving me a advantage. The lights turn back on and I'm in front of the guard. "You need to find the commissioner god knows what that mad man will do to him.....and the kid" he said I climb to the highest point in the park and take out the remote control baterange I throw it and make it circle the park. As I do this I hear Harley. "Oh bat lady I just wanted you to hear are guest.......say hi Mr Gordy" Harley says I get my baterange back and listen. "Fuck you you crazy bitch" My dad said I hear him grunt in pain. I clench my fist. "That's no way to talk to a lady" Harley says "what about you pretty boy" I hear Harley say "oh you think I'm pretty Harley wouldn't that be cheating on your Mr J"........the surprisingly familiar voice said "we're have I heard that voice before....................YN!" I said aloud.
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I suddenly hear him scream in pain. "Stop it you sick fuck" My dad said and the screams turned into small whimpers in the background.
"Oh Harley leave them alone.,...for know." I hear the jokers voice says and it turned into a small chuckle at the end before the speaker turned off. I tap on my com. "Tim you hear that" I asked "sadly yes......poor guy" he said
"Please hurry and find some of the hostages I'm finding some right know" I said and turned off the com.
Here I sit in a chair bloody from Harley. I look at Gordon. "How much time do you think we have?" I asked "he looked at me and sighed
"I........Don't Know" he said "oh" I said. There we sat tied up bruised and hurt. "Did I tell you I met your daughter" I said he looked at me sternly. "How?" He said I chuckled "Well hours after you left the coffee shop she came into the cafe and I was her waiter funny part pretty much got everything you got the same way" I said he chuckled "and it's even funnier is that she's actually my neighbor" I said laughing
"Ya she talked about you yesterday" he said
"Good I hope" I said joking. He smiled. "Alright kitty's it's time to kill" I hear joker say walking into the room.....OH GOD THINK YN!
"Wait joker........how about I tell you a joke" I said. Gordon looked at me as if I was crazy.
"Ooooh ok all ears" joker said."A man died and met god..god said that
You had to pass a simple task to get to heaven.
The task was to get passed a hundred jokes....
The man went past the first one not understanding....99 jokes later before god even said the hundred joke he bursted out laughing......when god asked him why he laughed the man said I just got the first one" I said joker bursted out laughing.... "oh that's a good one.....got anymore" he asked I started to sweat nervously. I gulped "ya" I said
He gestures for me to continue. I notice something......no a bat like figure. At this I smile. "Ok........what we'res dark clothing acts a little moody and kicks everyone's ass." I said he smiled "I know this one Bat man!" He said
At this my smile went from ear to ear. "No....BAT GIRL" I said and she dropped down in front of me and robin in front of Gordon. A bunch of thugs started to poor in. And Harley as well. Bat girl and Robin quickly untie me and Gordon. "Thank you" I said to them and run some were safe......but I still had a good view of the fight. Oh I wish I had popcorn. I watch as Harley got her nose broken by batgirl. "That's what you get bitch!" I yelled at Harley. The police officer who were just standing and watching with me..........no wonder we got caught here in the first place. Finally all the goons were knocked out... I dont know how but half of the goddam wall came off leaving a big opening. Joker grabs Harley and points a gun at her. "Step back or the side kick gets it" he said he took the gun away from Harley head laughed......THEN SHOT AT ME
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But bat girl took the shot. I fall to the ground and see joker jump off and parachuted back the to Gotham. I look to see Bat girl on top of me....
"Yn right" she said I smiled "you got it memorized" I said she smiled and helped me up. "We need to stop meeting when I'm in danger.....this shit hurts" I said rubbing my temples. She chuckled Gordon came over to me
Bat girl and Robin. "You three Alright" he asked "I'm hurt physically scared mentally.........I'm fucking peachy" I said we all laugh. "Well guess I'm waiting for a boat.....I need a break" I said to myself apparently bat girl heard me. "I can give you a ride" she said
"Ride.....what ride" I said but she grabbed me by the waist put me over her shoulder and ran towards the the end. "BAT GIRL DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT!" I yelled but it's to late and she jumped off the ledge. I hold onto her for dear life bury my head in her shoulder and close my eyes..........after a few seconds I open them to see grappling up to Gotham as we get onto solid floor I lay on my back and look at bat girl. "Never.......ever.......do........that to me......ever......again" I said while breathing hard. "Guess this is bye for now" I said she nodded "well nice seeing you again....and thank you" I said she nodded and I turned my own way and walked to my apartment.
As I enter the building I see Barbra walkover to me. "Are you ok" she asked....how did she know. "Ok from what" I said playing dumb. "Don't play dumb" she said I sighed "tired scared and 💤" I started to snore falling toward only to be caught by Barbra. She sighs "guess your sleeping with me" she said and unconsciously I smiled in my sleep.
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