《Random gay one shots》Stucky- never have i ever
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: drinking, mentions of sex/kinks, cute, AU kinda not really
"Never have I ever blacked out at a house party." Glasses were raised and lowered around the circle. Tony was well past tipsy and Nat was the only one that seemed to realize that Bucky and Steve were immune to the vodka.
"Okay. Never have I ever, um, forgotten a dates name," Sam said.
Bucky, Tony, and Wanda drank.
"Ohhhh, Wanda? Really. That hurts me to hear," Sam teased.
"What! It was a tinder date! Stop trying to shame me." She laughed with tinted cheeks.
"Hey, Shawarma's ready. Ima go pick it up," he told Steve, who nodded in response, half asleep. Bucky stood to leave the circle.
"Where you going cheater? You can't leave yet," Tony complained.
"You want your food or not?"
"Fine, you're excused," he conceded. "Since Cyborgs leaving right before his turn, your turn Mr America." Steve rolled his eyes at the nickname.
"Never have I ever uh, man I don't know, gone to Australia." A surprisingly small group drank.
"Peppers turn!" Tony yelled.
"Thanks for the announcement," she elbowed him away from her ear.
"Never have I ever kissed someone of the same gender." Tony, Nat, and Steve drank.
"Okay..." Sam nodded when Steve set down his glass.
"My turn!" Pepper shoved Tony over and he continued, laying on his side.
"Never have I ever done it with someone of the same gender. Wait, that doesn't work. Uhhh-never have I ever slept with someone of the opposite sex-with whom I was romantically involved. There."
Steve poured a shot and drank alone. Nat raised an eyebrow. She sharpened her look at Steve.
"Never have I ever had a long term relationship with a man." Pepper, Wanda, and Steve drank.
"Never have I ever had a long term relationship with a woman." Wanda asked. Tony, Sam, and Steve drank.
"Never have I ever bottomed," Sam asked, directed at Steve beside him, who was beginning to realize this was going to turn into "what weird thing can we make Steve admit to".
Tony, Steve, and Wanda drank.
"Never have I ever flown first class," Steve tried to redirect the conversation.
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Everyone but Sam drank.
Unfortunately, Pepper didn't catch his vibe and returned to sex life interrogation.
"Never have I ever topped." She asked knowing Tony was out but curious aa to what Steve would do.
Steve drank, his embarrassment starting to show.
"Never ever ever joined the mile high club," Tony slurred from the floor.
"Yes you have," Pepper said before drinking.
"Opps, yeah," Tony drank. As did Steve.
Nat studied Steve, who tried to keep eye contact with her but couldn't help feeling uncomfortable under her scrutinizing eyes.
"Never have I ever called a partner 'daddy' unironically." Steve's jaw dropped, scandalized.
"Okay that's unfair! It was the 30s! Slang was different!" Laughter filled the circle.
"Oh, Steve, please say you didn't," Sam grimaced.
"It was a term of endearment, shut up." Steve drank.
Wanda considered for a moment before asking, "Never have I ever participated in bdsm."
Steve groaned.
"What counts as bdsm?"
"Noo!" Sam rolled back in laughter. Pepper and Wanda joined in.
"Bondage, dom/sub, sadomasochism, and role play according to google," Nat provided.
Steve sighed, dropping his head into his hands. "What counts as bondage?"
This time everyone laughed.
"Just drink, man," Sam said, pushing himself back up. Steve followed the order, dejected.
"Never have I ever done sexy asphyxiation," Tony stated, still on the floor.
"Hey, it's not your turn!" Steve complained.
"Sucks for you, kinky!" He yelled as he sat back up. Pepper snorted. Steve pouted but drank.
"That hurt my soul," Sam commented.
"Happy, Tony?"
"No, more scared slash aroused, honestly," he answered.
"Never have I ever had sex in a public place," Wanda interrupted.
"So were just not going on a circle anymore, I see," Steve grumbled and drank.
"Never have I ever fucked someone in uniform," Nat asked.
"Targeting!" Steve accused.
"Drink!" Sam and Tony shouted back at the same time.
"Wait- are you in uniform or they are?" Tony asked.
"Either," Nat replied. Sam and Pepper drank.
"Never have I ever had an entire fist up my ass?" Tony asked, back to slurring his words. He made eye contact, challenging Steve. Tony raised an eyebrow.
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"Fuck you." Steve drank and Sam nearly died of laughter.
"You guys suck," he grabbed all the glasses. The circle protested, almost apologetic. He lined up the shot glasses and poured. "You know what? I don't even care, I'm just drinking for all of them." Tony cheered and the game continued on to more obscure questions with only Steve drinking. To be fair, Tony would have been drinking for most of them still if Steve hadn't taken all the glasses.
They developed a system, Nat pouring new shots as the rest of them asked rapid fire questions.
A while passed and Sam looked a mixture of scarred and impressed, still laughing in disappointment each time Steve would drink. Tony had passed out on Peppers legs and Nat resorting to naming pornhub titles to find obscure sexy scenarios to ask.
"Amautures only #174: Backdoor adventures."
Steve struggled internally for moment but ultimately shrugged and drank. "Sure, fuck it, why not."
"Crackwhores of America."
"No."
"Hush! My mother might hear us: Best Friends with Benefits."
Steve laughed and drank.
"Back alley danger: Twink gets dick while being choked in a dark alley at night."
Steve lifted the glass in mock cheers and drank with a smile.
"Oh, I remember that, behind the theater in... 39' right?" Bucky asked, walking in with bags of takeout. For about half a second it was quiet, the room processing information.
"Called it!" Tony sprang up. "Now where's my midnight snacks."
Everyone else reacted slightly more calmly to the revelation of the super soldiers relationship, not shocked but still pleasantly surprised.
"I knew it," Sam said. "Y'all share too much personal space to be just beast friends."
Steve walked over to help Bucky set out the large amount of food. The test of the circle followed toward the food. Plastic plates were handed out and they settled back into the couch and floor, except for Wanda who sat on the edge of the counter for easier access to the kebab.
As Steve filled his plate two arms circles behind him.
"Hey," Bucky rested his head on Steve's shoulder. Steve smiled and turned his head for Bucky to leave a kiss.
"So you're comfortable with them knowing?" Steve asked.
"I wouldn't have said anything if I wasn't. Besides, they pretty much knew already."
"Yeah, but you seemed hesitant last time we talked about it."
"Yeah, well. I didn't know them so well. And I was still dealing with a lot more messed up brain stuff." He rubbed his head against Steve's.
"As long as your happy..." Steve trailed off.
"I am."
"Then were good." Steve turned around in his arms and kissed him.
"You missed a fun game of 'torture Steve'," Steve commented when they pulled apart.
"Oh really?"
"Umhum. Apparently the new favorite pass time is 'make Steve drink and admit to doing weird sex things." Bucky laughed.
"Sound like a good time. Sorry I missed it."
"I'm sure you are." They sat in a couch that fit the two of them more like a love seat, Steve laying back against Bucky. The group chatted and joked until Sam announced he was tired and Wanda followed suit in leaving to bed. Pepper and Tony followed soon after and Nat disappeared who knows when.
"Hey," Bucky started, waiting for Steve's attention that was currently focused on some falafel. "Wanna do some more weird sex things that they can force you to admit to later?"
Steve snorted and elbowed Bucky.
"Shuddup." He turned his head back to kissed Bucky.
"Just offering," Bucky said with playful sincerity then returned to kissing Steve. "What's the point having your own floor of a skyscraper if not to have loud sex?"
Steve shrugged. "You have a solid point," he finished the last piece of food on his plate and wiped his hands in his jeans. "I think you've won me over."
Bucky laughed and shoved Steve off his lap. He stood up and offered a hand to Bucky, pulling him off the couch and into his arms.
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