*chan created a group chat with minho, jisung, changbin, hyunjin, felix, seungmin, and jeongin*

we have serious business to discuss

i think we're your gay kids

it's meant to be ironic.

i'm aceeee

so you've mentioned

i'm sorry

do i sense some attitude in that message?

nope

was simply a ✨✨joke✨✨

hey hyunjin

yeah?

simply just ✨✨choke✨✨

i did nothing to you today:(

key word is today

chan what is this???

SUNSHINE HAS ARRIVED

SUNSHINEEEE

HI LIX

lixxxxx

hey felix

hello sunshine

hi sunshine:)

:))

you all just got distracted by my

boyfriends cuteness

be jealous.

anyway...

this group chat is meant to

congratulate two individuals

i promised them a party at 50k views

but they've surpassed 1m so i think

a party is deserved more now than ever

HES TALKING ABOUT MY BABY

AND MY BABY

your baby?

i knew he was fuckin gay

oh so that's why jisung spent the night here...

you guys are just now finding out about them?

i thought it was obvious

STOP GETTING SIDETRACKED

i don't like parties though🥺

it'll just be this group chat sungie

is that okay?

my anxiety doesn't allow it 😔✌️

i'll be there with you ji

if you don't want a party though it's ok

this is to celebrate you and jeongin

so it's up to the two of you

innie... do you want a party?

let's not call it a party

it's just friends hanging out to celebrate their other friends

sound good?

certainly sounds better than a party

then it's just us hanging out

no party:)

when did jeongin get so smart...

i've always been smart you asswipe

eat my dingleberries

i just threw up everywhere

can confirm he gagged

but did not throw up

what did he gag from 👀👀

MY VIRGIN EYES

you're still a virgin?

kind of

hehe ^

hUH

surpriseeeee

w h a t

GET THE HOLY WATER

what a great day to be ace

seungminnie have you ever been in love?

random question but uh...

jisung... just because i'm ace doesn't

mean i don't have emotions

that didn't exactly answer his question

love is a figment of the imagination.

i've changed my mind.

ace does mean i have no emotions.

i don't think that's how it works—

i'm aromatic bye

see what you guys caused

I GAGGED FROM SEUNGMIN

MENTIONING DINGLEBERRIES

IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT

THEY ARE LOOK THEM UP

ON URBAN DICTIONARY

suddenly im gagging too

hmm i always thought minho would top jisung...

YOU KNOW THATS NOT WHY I AM

GAGGING

payback bitch.

ALSO

THERE IS SUCH THING AS A SERVICE TOP

all i hear is ✨✨bottom✨✨

i guess you're delusional

cause you can't hear shit

we're texting

this is getting hostile

uh—

hangout will take place tomorrow at 10pm

i think we're all off of work by then...

sounds good

^^

i get off at 8 but ok

i get off on jisung

i mean uh

i get off right at 10 so that works out

imma pretend like i didn't read that

but i get off at 10 too

MIN WE CAN WALK TOGETHER 🥺

okay kitten

kitten you say👀

i'll cook you.

✋🙄

KITTEN??

IM SOFT

I LOVE MINHO AND JISUNG

YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE

BINNIE WHATS MY NICKNAME

you're sunshine

oh🤠

see you all tomorrow

i'm suddenly single and searching

for a man so if y'all want to help me

out feel free

i—

everyone calls me sunshine

i want to feel special:(

i'm sorry angel

angel...

i like that:)

you're lucky you're cute

😇

okay im done with this group chat

i'm assuming it works for everyone

goodbye.

*chan has muted the groupchat*

a.n.

depression is super bad. you don't have to write anything in response to this

i'm just saying if i seem different or if my writing changes/ update consistency changes... this is why

i'm sorry