《Kantai Collection: Two Front War》Salvage!
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"Hey what's the big idea?" Jack asks the young man, who's holding his arm in pain. "I saw that arm. What lecherous things are going through your head right now?"
"Ow man what's the big deal? I wasn't gonna try anything." The young man says, slurring some of his words.
"Wrong answer." Jack replies. "You can't fool the likes of me."
"Oh yeah?" The young man taunts. "What are YOU gonna do about it?"
"You don't realize that I was the one that just karate chopped your arm?" Jack asks. "Are you that drunk that you don't even realize that Kongou here isn't interested in you?"
"Who Bongou here?" The young man asks.
"Don't you dare call me that again!" Kongou shouts.
"Easy there chick." The young man laughs.
"Hey you over there! Why aren't you doing anything?!" Kongou shouts at the young man's group, but alas they're just as hammered as the perpetrator and doing that has brought them all over in a drunken stupor, hands just yearning to grab some part- any part of Kongou.
"So you all want a visit to the hospital huh? Is that how it is?" Jack snarls as he gets up and stands in front of Kongou, defending her. "Fine by me!" And with that Jack begins unleashing various forms of kung fu on the drunken group. They attempt to retaliate but thanks to their inebriated states their arms are nothing more than pool noodles, weakly smacking themselves against Jack's body to no avail as he deals powerful combos that show his hardened and trained killer instinct and he floors half of the group in a matter of seconds. "Anyone else want some?"
"We'll have your chick!" One of the drunks laughs.
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"Wrong again!" Jack yells as he delivers a jumping split kick and knocks out two guys while leaving the last of the group standing. "This is your one and only chance to retreat, it's best that you do, or you're not gonna like what I have in plan for yo- hey! Where are you going?!"
"Hey there hot stuff..." The young man slurs.
"You get away from me! Or I'll shoot!" Kongou yells as she pulls out her pistol and points it at the young man. It does very little to deter him as he continues to stumble forward. "I'll shoot DESS! GO AWAY!"
"You heard her! Get lost, or I'll make you!" Jack shouts, but the drunk continues to step forward.
"I want to shoot but I don't want to shoot you by accident..." Kongou says to Jack.
"Let me deal with him then." Jack replies as he grabs ahold of the drunk and floors him with a mighty suplex, knocking him out in the process. "I think that should deal with him."
"Teitoku! Thank you!" Kongou says as she hugs Jack tight.
"No problem Kongou." Jack chuckles as she lets go and pockets the pistol.
"Maybe I didn't need to bring this along after all, not when I have you to defend me." Kongou giggles. "My hero..."
"Everything okay there? I didn't want to intervene." The chef asks.
"Call the police for us, let these guys sober up in a cell." Jack replies as the chef makes a quick call. It's not long before some cop cars arrive and the officers head in.
"What happened here?" One of the officers asks.
"Well this young man just fended off a group of drunk people who were trying to sexually harass this young lady here." The chef replies. "I witnessed it all before my eyes."
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"Ditto for me too. Those young men had some ill intents and this young man here did what he needed to do." The host adds.
"Make sure these guys sober up for us." Jack says.
"Certainly can do... Say you look familiar." The officer replies. "Aren't you the admiral of the Imperial Navy?"
"Yes I am." Jack chuckles. "I didn't want to say anything at first cause I didn't want to put pressure on you." He adds, turning to the chef.
"Well at least you spared me that trouble." The chef chuckles as he, Jack and Kongou help the officers haul the unconscious drunks into the cop cars before they drive off, and the chef heads back to his usual spot. "I guess I should keep cooking?"
"There's no crime scene to begin with, I think we're good." Jack chuckles. "Try not to pressure yourself just because you're cooking for the admiral and one of the class ships."
"Wait this young lady here... No wonder the name sounded so off." The chef says. "You're THE Kongou?"
"The one and only." Kongou giggles as she sweeps her hand to show off. "I guess this headband could pass off for something else." And with that the chef continues cooking for them.
"It's almost kinda awkward having just you two here." The chef chuckles. "Usually there would be more people but it was literally just that group until you two arrived. You on a date or something?"
"Yep." Jack replies as some veggies are tossed onto his and Kongou's plates.
"And I couldn't have found a better person to go on a date with than with my teitoku!" Kongou giggles as she hugs Jack again. "Are we a thing?"
"You can take a guess." Jack chuckles as the two share a kiss, their first kiss.
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