"But Pervy Sage, I don't want to go to Konoha," I whined in a loud voice as the said sage pushed me towards the gates, me feet dragging in the ground.

"Come on Naruko," Tsunade chided, "you know that you needed to go back eventually."

"Can eventually be later?" I asked, putting more pressure on my feet so the perv could have a harder time moving me.

"No," they said in unison.

I began to pouted some more. I mean come on! I'm freaking 4 years old, cut me some slack. They told me last year that I was going to be with them for a long time.

A long time is not a year.

"Now be sure to make your personality so you can't be linked up to your other self," said a man with long, white, spiky hair. My godfather, Jiraiya.

"Yup, they can't ever know," said a woman with long blonde hair. My godmother, Tsunade.

"Maybe I can be loud and annoying so I can annoy the crap out of people," I said rubbing my hands together, my mood lifting. "I want to see their faces!"

Jiraiya laughed. "That's the spirit, now put on your henge and we can go."

My mood dropped again. "But I'm going to be so bored being cooped up in an apartment with nothing to do."

"Then join the ANBU or something," Jiraiya said in exasperation. "You're plenty strong enough."

My godmother kicked him into, ahem... through a few trees. I winced.

"You know that's no place for a kid her age," she chided yet again.

"But gorgeous..." he wined.

"Don't 'but gorgeous' me you perverted toad," Tsunade huffed.

Remind me not to get on her bad side.

The Slug Sage let out a sigh. "But I guess you do have a point Jiraiya. It would give her something to do. She is around High Chunin to Low Jonin level. The Hokage is sure to give her some low A to high B rank missions. Heck, she could even become a captain and train the poor souls to death."

"If I had a point," Jiraiya grumbled, "why did you punch me through seven trees?"

I watched him as he slowly walked up to us. I watched as Tsunade's face turned red. That perv has a death wish.

"Shu-Shut up you Perv!" she yelled, grabbing him by the collar of his shirt/jacket thing and hurled him into the air.

"What did I dooooo?" the perv screamed as he soared over the gates of Konoha.

A crash could be heard, as well as a scream of surprise.

I quickly put on my henge before my godmother could turn on me too.

"Now, let's get going," she huffed, grabbing my hand and dragging me along.

I dared not complain. For a medic, she sure does hurt people a lot.

(Author: *looks up and sees spider hanging over her head. Slowly moves away from computer* And then I come back with a chair and a fly swatter and it was just a fly. *insert eyeroll*)

We entered into the gates of Konoha, hand in hand, and I could already hear the whispers.

"Hey, is that the?"

"It can't be, can it?"

"The demon is back?"

"It has to be, I mean look at the whisker marks on it's cheeks."

Curse my above average hearing. It would've been better if I wouldn't of heard that. Oh well. Makes it all the more fun to be annoying and stuff.

Tsunade continued to drag me towards the Hokage's office and I put a wide grin on my face.

"What are you doing?" she mumbled to me below her breath.

"Creating a persona," I said through my teeth. "WOW, THIS PLACE IS HUGE, BELIEVE IT!" I yelled loudly.

People around me cringed and covered their ears. Mission accomplished.

"Now now, Naruto," Tsunade chided, "quiet down. You're disturbing people."

"SORRY!!!" I yelled extra loudly for good measure.

We walked into the Hokage's office and the first thing I noticed was an old man crying over paperwork.

First impression of the Hokage: Weird old man that got more than what he bargained for.

The next thing I noticed was how many Anbu were in the room. There were a total of 27 people in the room (and in the walls, vents, etc) including the Hokage, Tsunade, and I.

I guess Jiraiya's in the room too, but he doesn't count.

"Ah, welcome Naruko," the Hokage greeted.

"Um, lord Hokage, it's Naruto," Jiraiya lied. "You know, after the main character of my book?"

"Oh, I must've heard Mina-" the Hokage began to cough. "Um, I mean slip of the tongue."

'Whoops, I guess I'm not supposed to know about my parents.' I thought to myself.

I could tell that my godparents were having similar thoughts.

"That's alright old man, believe it," I said in a semi-loud voice.

"Well have fun with him, I'm going to go gamble," Tsunade said walking out of the room.

Everyone in the room sweat-dropped.

"And I'm going to go do some resear- I mean go continue my spy network... yeah," Jiraiya said hopping out a window.

Wow, did they really want to get away from me that fast?

"Well uh, Naruto, let's get you an apartment."

The Hokage sweat-dropped as he shook out every last penny from his wallet. Who knew that every landlord for apartments would refuse the Hokage of all people?

We finally found an apartment and guess what? It's in the Red Light District and the price was, and I quote, "You're whole wallet, Lord Hokage."

So much for treating me to Ramen.

The Hokage finally left and I flopped over onto my 'bed.' Welp, sleepy time, then Anbu.

...

I woke up the next day and put on my mask that Jiraiya bought me. I threw my hair into pigtails and put on some ninja gear. I then sunshined to the Hokage's office.

"Lord Hokage," I said bowing lowly.

I was immediately surrounded by 5 Anbu officers and I disappeared from sight. Well I didn't really disappear, I used the Flying Thunder God technique and masked my chakra nature, I silently went behind them and knocked them all out.

Lord Hokage rose up, ready to attack me.

"Why are you here?" He questioned roughly, leaking out a lot of KI.

I raised my hands in surrender. "Don't worry Lord Hokage, I was just trying to prove my strength. I mean no harm, I just wish to join your Anbu."

To my dismay, the Hokage did not lower his guard.

"How do I know if your not a spy from Iwa?" he questioned lowly.

"How can I prove to you I'm not?" I questioned back.

The old Hokage seemed to think about it for a second.

"Allow me to put a truth seal on you, that way you can only speak the truth whenever I ask you questions," he finally decided.

I nodded at his decision and the Hokage walked up to me cautiously. He put the seal on my forehead and began to question me.

"Do you mean any harm towards Konoha?"

"No."

"Do you wish to harm me or anybody in this village?"

"No, I do not wish to harm anyone unless they betray this village in any way."

"Where are you from?"

"I come from this village, but please leave it at that. I have a right to my privacy to."

"Very well. One last question. How old are you?"

"I am 4."

Sarutobi looked at me in shock. "You're 4?"

"Yes, but you told me that you were only going to ask me one more question," I said playfully. "Now can you take this horrendous seal off of me please?"

"Of course," Hiruzen said, removing the seal.

"Thank you, now am I allowed to join the Anbu?"

"Uh, sure."

{September 16, 2018}

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Both of my editors either wouldn't respond or stopped responding. So there might be a few mistakes.